Stephen Elton

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

So, McKenna has the audacity to suggest had Ipswich got a penalty, they would have scored it to go 2-0? Maybe it would’ve been saved Kieren? Total garbage

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@DHLParcelUK The parcel I booked in for a next day delivery was collected 24 hours late and had not reached the recipient the next day as paid for!! When tracked, it says to contact the sender. As the sender I cannot speak with ANYONE at DHL that can tell me where the parcel is!

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@flybe I’m waiting at Aberdeen Airport for a delayed 8.55 (now 11.55) flight to Manchester and watching the 10.35 flight to Manchester leave now. I knew I should have booked the later flight to get me there earlier

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@ScotRail why oh why do you not cater for the masses? Two of three trains I’m on today have standing room only...useless!! #nightmaretrainjourney

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

Well done @Europcar...yet again you’ve managed to rip me off on a car hire via a credit card charge AFTER THE RENTAL...through the small print nobody EVER reads! Who in their right minds AGREES to PAY YOU to CLEAN THE HIRE CAR on return?? I’ve never heard of such a crock of crap

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@BRITs I cannot believe @jackwhitehall just commiserated the runners up of best female artists by calling them #losers

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@dyson #raging!! Waited in all day for a delivery between 6am-7pm only to get an email at 6pm saying it’s not being delivered. Rang customer services who are blaming @parcelforce #takenoresponsibility

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@birchie1975 That’s after he wins the premier league!!

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@5liveSport @Osman21Leon @Osman21Leon @bbc5live Leon, I cannot recall the managers names you’re talking about coming out of LCFC? Media manufactured names and you’ve jumped on the bandwagon. Get some proper facts to tell us instead of talking rubbish

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

##partnersinrhyme does anybody know the holiday destination Winston won on the shittiest show I have ever witnessed??

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

HELP PLEASE...looking for a lady called Christine in Bishopbriggs selling this piggyback trike. Lost all means of contact. #piggybackcycle

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@easyJet your booking site crashes at 'enter passenger details'. Wanting to book flights but unable to

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

A year ago tonight:

Jose Mourinho's #CFC lost to #LCFC

Leicester: 35 pts
Chelsea: 15 pts

Tonight:

Chelsea: 37 pts
Leicester: 16 pts

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@myhermes just tracked our parcel and says delivery attempted today. Not true! We were here all day #LIARS #fedupwithhermeslyingtoeveryone

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@jjenas8 @GaryLineker just watched the rerun of MOTD. PLEASE Jermaine...stop saying "erm" at the start of every sentence 😫

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Leicester are having a go. They've signed Silmani for a reported £30m. You'd think they'd qualified for the @ChampionsLeague or something.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

How can Clattenburg not see that as a penalty? Nice tattoos though.

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@YodelOnline tracking number 68487383. A birthday gift of flowers which should have arrived 2 August.They'll be ruined by time we get them!

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@YodelOnline what is the latest your drivers deliver on a Saturday. Waited in all day so far and still no sign 😫

[Stephen Elton @StephenElton71]

@YodelOnline what is the latest your drivers deliver on a Saturday. Waited in all day so far and still no sign 😫