Stephen Falk

I write TV shows. I listen to music. I hang with my dog. I read something. I drink something. I go to bed. I've worked very hard to craft this life.

[Eriq Gardner ✍️ @eriqgardner]

Dear Ted,
Take 10% of the $2.8B breakup fee—roughly $280 million—and go hire the best investigative journalists in the world. Build a next-gen 60 Minutes. A better CNN.
Think of the revenge possibilities.

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

It's kind of gross and upsetting to see what all my friend's Top 5 songs of the year were. Ick. Why are you replaying THAT over and over? Gross. I want to go back.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Obama’s Iran nuclear deal was working until Trump pulled out of it. His own staff warned him not to because the alternative was war. Well, now we’re at war with Iran because Trump is weak, stupid and hated Obama more than he cared about preventing Iran from getting a nuke.

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

Scamander In Chief

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

Good man. (Fuck this platform tho.)

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Ben Folds has resigned as artist advisor to the Kennedy Center's National Symphony Orchestra following Trump's decision to install himself as chairman → https://t.co/WSGBrWF4v8

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

David Lynch knew when it was time to go.

[Variety @Variety]

President-elect Donald Trump is hoping to make Hollywood “stronger than ever before” by naming Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson and Jon Voight “special ambassadors.”

Details here: https://t.co/trBwrlpNVu

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

Quiz time. A put-together 35-year-old white lady is angrily screaming "fa--ot" at someone on the street in Los Feliz. What hat is she wearing? A) Criterion B) Lakers C) Barry Season 2 Camera Department D) Kennedy 2024?

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

This @stephenfalk.bsky.social rolls off the tongue.

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

I feel bad for the Dodgers that if they win tonight their fans won’t be able to beat anyone up in their parking lot.

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

If anyone is still on this failed desperate attempt to get the cool kids to like him, You're The Worst is doing a 10 year reunion at Vulture Fest in November. Come! https://t.co/xMEiik2yaS

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

BREAKING: our friends at @ClimateReport_ have been undercover in Project 2025 - the radical plan for a Trump 2nd term. What they’ve found out is remarkable.

Learn all about the secretive “second phase” of Project 2025 here 👇

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

@ShttyMy this is good content

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Fixed it.

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

NOYCE!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Phillip Noyce's 'Rabbit-Proof Fence' Getting 4K Remaster U.S. Premiere https://t.co/306BvYZSQ0

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

@Eden_Eats That should have been Part 2, obviously. Part 3 is the wildcard. (Also, why is there a part 3?)

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

Now You 3 Me? Now You See 3? N3w Y33 S33 M3?

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Lionsgate announced on Tuesday afternoon that the third installment in its magic-themed franchise Now You See Me, starring Jesse Eisenberg, will be released wide in theaters on November 14, 2025 https://t.co/dHwGPwRWBH

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

That headline is workin' overtime!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

'Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F' Review: Eddie Murphy Plus The OG Are Back And The Heat Is Still On For This Winning Franchise https://t.co/y9wNdKCpPQ

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Cat Earth Theory

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

Here's your reminder Sloane Peterson paid no mind to those two goofballs at the Cubs game because she was keeping score. 🎡⚾️🧢

[Stephen Falk @stephenfalk]

Weird, when you say the word enough times, "Guilty" starts to sounds FUCKING AMAZING!