stephen jooste

This account is not gna be working anymore

[stephen jooste @stephenjooste]

@LabKaylee my last tweet to u :p ♥

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Normal Person Flirting: "Hey, babe (: what's goin on?" Me Flirting: "Your face. I like that."

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Someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain.

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@LabKaylee you better have dreamt you hardest :> enjoy ur day :* happy 6 months and 1 day sweetheart ♥

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I'm jealous of anybody who has ever hugged you, because for that moment, they held my entire world ❤ @LabKaylee happy 6 months angel ♥love u

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PHYSICS: It's the science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

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"@lifeIucks: Have hiccups? Hold your breath and swallow three times." @LabKaylee now u know wat todo

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@LabKaylee haha bish I will lock you in a cage and feed you corn flakes once a week :/ ♥ ☺ without milk #badass

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Type in "homosexual" in twitter search bar , click on people and look at the first 7 names to come up

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I don't get why girls find drunk texts annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly.

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Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be part of.

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@LabKaylee haha oh yes :D the body guard is back ;p ♥

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@LabKaylee counting down the mins to next time I see you ♥ x0x0

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If my parents really knew me I'd be screwed..

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"Bae" means "before anyone else" I always thought it was a ghetto word for "babe" @LabKaylee

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Pizza man just asked me for a tip. I told him "Don't trust these hoes"

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@LabKaylee even though I had to keep you awake ...

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@LabKaylee NEW RECORD !!! We have watched full movies finished in 2 consecutive weeks :o

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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@LabKaylee "me" like you , or "me" as myself :/ think about what I just said haha