Stephen Lead

I like maps and taking photos of stuff.

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Kudos to Woolworths for including recipes and nutrition information on their dunny paper

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@jonchu it's only an offence if he didn't say MY WIFE in a Borat voice

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Holy crap. I logged the bug 13 years ago for a different and now obsolete product

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It's nice to know that I'm still capable of causing trouble - my ArcGIS Idea is the number one most requested feature addressed in the new ArcGIS Pro release

#gischat

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@pokateo_maps gorgeous!

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@Globalstats11 @InternetH0F water truck driver secretly set the other truck on fire a few minutes earlier, parked around the corner, then phoned the Fire Department.....

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I love this sales pitch for why you shouldn't buy bamboo bannetons. I do want my bread to have a sufficient aesthetic degree, after all

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FFS @Shopify just send me a tracking link like every other online merchant please

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@thechosenberg @uncledoomer it's similar to one of the main ideas in Suits - exams as a service

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I love the replies, which show that it did indeed take a research team, and *10 years* to achieve this

#gischat

[Rota @pli_cachete]

This XKCD comic was made in 2014. Now these are both equally trivial tasks. Never bet against progress

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@Disco_Stooo_ @MattHighton to be fair that is the correct response

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@TheCinesthetic John McClane. He calls the LAPD for help, then whines the entire time they try to help him. He sets off an explosion which covers everyone in glass, for no actual reason. He's low-key racist to Mr Takagi, who has been nothing but polite to him.

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@oledoteth I'm not sure why this popped up in my feed, but it was an interesting read. I'm an Australian but a lot of these resonated with me too. Enjoy the trip

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@ownedbyhoundies @brknfixie @Leo_Puglisi6 just checking that all the cyclist haters realise that this is a motorcyclist, right?

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@ignitesea 20 years is super impressive! Ignite Sydney can't be too far behind you, with the next event in just 2 weeks!

https://t.co/QbPDEOusNX

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@pokateo_maps We're GIS specialists, of course we... are terrible at using an actual paper map in a real-world navigation scenario

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@kidziggurat @ImNotOwned yeah I was saying it in my head as Car-Mabb-La but I think it's meant to be pronounced Karma-Blah

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@SteveItAllToMe @AchandoMachiwah @pokateo_maps once in a blue moon you contort up some ridiculously vague description and they say "oh you mean like GIS?"

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@AchandoMachiwah @SteveItAllToMe @pokateo_maps I'm jealous of mechanics and lawyers and doctors and yoga teachers and anyone else who has a profession that people actually understand

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@LaughCynically @hitsamty @visakanv Get Shorty is criminally under-rated.

I saw it twice at the cinema - the first time on opening night, when the audience was in hysterics.

The second time on a quiet Tuesday when I was the only one laughing......