steve

dems da breaks. #blacklivesmatter he/him

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

That F1 race this morning gave me an idea of what it might be like to watch cricket.

[steve @stephennwrightt]

The Great Benito, My Life is completo - my menu was read out by Ed at the London palladium, may I have a free signed chopping board-o? (also, James, I promise I didn’t vote for Brexit nor do I enjoy Coldplay) @OffMenuOfficial

[erin 🎭 @eriniona_]

Wasn’t gonna drink today but I didn’t get Rizzle Kicks tickets

[Jack O'Toole @jackjotoole]

Confirming availability might be the two worst words in the English language

[Oli Harris @ohchopper]

After many years, the worlds best reward programme is ending.
@hotelscomhelp I have booked hundreds of nights stays because of rewards, now replaced by a far less attractive proposition and one which will lose you many customers.

A very sad day.

[steve @stephennwrightt]

are there not laws against unsolicited coldplay yet? nobody should be subjected to them when just trying to go about their day

[Roxanne @roxoh7x]

Why is this all over my TL? I cannae be the only 1 that thinks it’s rotten 🤣 I don’t get it?

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

To compensate Ferrari for the damage caused to the car of Carlos Sainz yesterday, we have given the team a $200 voucher to spend on Red Bull merchandise.

[georgie @georgieIockhart]

Being a woman can be the saddest scariest experience in the world, this is misogyny in its purest form, that women and girls should lay down and constantly make space for men’s feelings and if we don’t then perhaps we deserve death?

[steve @stephennwrightt]

coldplay

[Culture @CultureHOF]

Which artist is this?? 🤔

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

And @Max33Verstappen has “hit a bird”.

A lovely tribute to his dad Jos on Fathers Day.

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Team boss with no prior experience of cost cap compliance offers valuable insight on @MercedesAMGF1 ability to comply with the cost cap.

https://t.co/7xbGrqpzE7

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Liam Gallagher buys battered sausage in Peak District chippy https://t.co/b5Xm3of9VZ

[Kimi Räikkönen #bwoah @Kimi7iceman]

🥶

@ScuderiaFerrari @F1

[Deckard @ToolmakerJr]

Re: Diane Abbott, I'm going to illustrate in a🧵exactly how the hierarchy of racism works. Are you ready? Let's go.

To start, let's see how all the usual racists responded to the story about Tory councillor Andrew Edwards stating that "all white men should have a black slave":

[Wox | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷 @FormulaNicooo]

You may not like Lewis Hamilton as a driver but there is no denying that he is an amazing person. Here's a thread of some of the amazing things he does:

[steve @stephennwrightt]

@BBCR1 Please can you play Take A Hint from Victorious for Beth Williams

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Today we held a meeting of the @fia stewards to review the last race. It was agreed this situation at the @SaudiArabianGP definitely warranted a safety car.

@redbullracing were adamant they needed a cheap pitstop for @Max33Verstappen which has to be taken into consideration.