Me: Mum, you’re a cow! Dad, you’re a cunt!
Mum/Dad: Anymore of that and you’ll be going to Maggie Murphy’s house!
Me: Fucking yes, I’ll call myself a taxi! 🖕🏼
1 x VIP ticket for William Hill World Darts Championship for tonight (22nd Dec). Complimentary Dinner & Drinks. £275 face value.
Will accept offers
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