Payton Stephens

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

Stg my life basically a novel of incoveniences and each day is just waiting for the next chapter to fuck me up in some way

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@LinusTech A secret labs chair so I can play the way it deserves

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@lukemazengale I'd do it again too stg

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@PamFowler62 @TNDeptofHealth Why get vaxxed if this tweet us literally admitting that it doesn't work

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@CORSAIR Mass Effect 3

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@UnAlcoholics Idk who's podcast this is but it looks like it might be the next big thing 👀👀

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@lukemazengale I will not tolerate this slander

[Lucas massengale @lukemazengale]

Hope @streeteatstn has a good night.

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

PSA to all middle aged white women that think they still look younger than 21: you don't, sorry, if I don't ask for your ID please do not ask me if I need it.
-Sincerely, every liquor store employee ever

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

Fuck our legal system and everything about it, and if you disagree with me, you're wrong

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@Breakinglaws96 Fuck what people think about you dog just prove em wrong

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

*goes to semi-nice restaurant with family*
Me to my mom: I feel like I'm underdressed
Mom: *points to girl in romper* well Payton she's not even wearing pants I think you're fine

Lmao ok

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein

At this point then I should definitely be in a mental institution

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@lukemazengale A fuckin lot some days

[Payton Stephens @stephensph_17]

@StevenAscher Not really sure if I can pinpoint the exact game, but probably either Ocarina of Time or Halo

[Lucas massengale @lukemazengale]

The DMV must just hand out license at this point

[De @DeAnna_Kate_]

Should a women face charges if she accuses a man of rape, then later admits she lied

rt for yes
like for no

honestly tryna see somethin

[relatable @byreIatable]

How the hell did I ever wake up for school at 8 am then go to school for 7 hours? I can barley wake up at 10 now and go to one class

[Lucas massengale @lukemazengale]

Glad to see the fine folks of my hometown are thriving....