Mr. Walrus

NY sports guy

[Mr. Walrus @stephenwalrus4]

In order to have fun with twitter, you need to tweet as if you have 30k followers, even if you only get 2 likes per tweet

[Carly @carlymersky]

I still can’t believe they’re teammates ❤️❤️

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I celebrate

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Nolan McLean's curveball is the best-graded pitch in baseball this season at a 134 proPitching+. At 81.8 mph with 40 percent whiffs and a .138 wOBA allowed on 190 thrown, hitters have genuinely no answer for it. Bryan Baker's changeup checks in at 132.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Can you play the 5?

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Kinda respect that Pedro is more of a delusional fan than I am

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

A bride in New York wanted to reserve a presidential suite for the morning of her wedding in October, but it was reserved for the #Cardinals, who play the Giants that week.

She asked the team, not expecting it to go anywhere, but it got to owner Michael Bidwill.

Here’s how it unfolded… 👏👏👏

(via OliviaMarie256/TikTok)

[MD @mike_daddino]

The Warriors are the next team that need to be looked at for gambling

[Steve Gelbs @SteveGelbs]

Almost choked, but I said what I said. Man of integrity who can’t be rattled.

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

Mets could turn it around this season if they put the right pieces together.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Thank you Mitchell Robinson for being one of one. I loved your singular style and watching you move like so fast for a person so big on defense and rebound like no other. You bled for your team and gave us something to cheer for. You lived through the rough times and built us into a championship team. This is how I’ll choose to remember you. Feel lucky to have witnessed it all.

#OAKAAK
🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙

[MD @mike_daddino]

Watch the First Game Cited in Malik Beasley's Indictment

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Enjoying this vacation but I miss my guys lol

[Jose Alvarado @AlvaradoJose15]

I’m Home 🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

We’ll never forget you goat 🥺

[Howie Rose @HowieRose]

The Mets managerial change felt inevitable following Wednesday”s DH debacle but please don’t lose sight of the fact that however much blame he’s charged with for this season, he deserves twice as much credit for the run in 2024. He’s a wonderful man and a pleasure to work with.

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

sigh

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Thomas 🏆🏆🏆 @SubwayTJ]

“Thank You Fans” post after a title instead of a depressing playoff loss