Stephen Watts jr

i am the fifth.

[Stephen Watts jr @stephenwattsjr]

When I start streaming the first stream, I’m gonna do I’m going to dedicate to proving that millennials use SAT words that they have no idea what the actual definition is

[Stephen Watts jr @stephenwattsjr]

Hitting snooze isn’t diminishing returns. It just diminishes from the quality and output of your day.

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As a ripe and aged 30 year old being awake pass 8:30 is blows chunks.

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Job interviews ask you the most questions for the least amount of money.

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EOS fitness got like 12 trainers working in one spot yet nobody in this mug looking any different.

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I thought that was guppygains

[MewsUpdates @MewsUpdates]

Mews NEARLY DIES after being choked out by professional MMA fighter Bi Nguyen😳😳

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There will be a 2nd gen iPhone Air it will have two cameras.

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If you have a wife and kids all the phones need to go into a bin when you walk in the house.
Like car keys.

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God almighty we need you.

[No Jumper @nojumper]

EDP introduces his 42-year-old girlfriend in a new documentary and reveals that the two have been dating for over a year without having sex.

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It is time big dawg.

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That’s like me paying wife $5 bucks for every time we have a female server at a restaurant

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Tom Holland and Zendaya have reportedly agreed to a ‘no-kissing scenes’ prenup, where either of them would have to pay the other person $50,000 if they ever kiss another actor or actress in a movie.

the agreement reportedly came after tom holland started feeling insecure about the way guys kiss her in movies, especially after her latest trailer with jacob elordi.

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As a kid I’d be riding the bus imagining it’s a sequence in the music video for my song I would never write.

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As a conservative I love Lib Media.
I can enjoy good content without any judgement on the beliefs involved.
So why can’t the left do same.
I like your stuff why you gotta hate mine for?
i.e. ♥️ Good Mythical Morning.

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I just want to get big enough to be able to employ my friends.

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Nothing more annoying than people from Pasadena just having generational wealth with type diabetes bodies. Like they can have it all but I can’t.

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Today we Spider-Man.

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Ella Langley is the goat.

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I just started writing a song about nickels

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Acting is not hard I been lying my whole life and not getting paid for it.

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I’m born and raised in California but my calling is country music.

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Life isn’t hard just requires more work than you originally thought.