Stephen Wesner

Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out, I already ate it.

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So ,what if instead United Healthcare WASN'T a publicly traded company whose goal was to provide value for shareholders while paying their C level employed immorally high salaries, and instead was like....an actual health insurance company that did something useful. #UHC @UHC

[Johnny Akzam @JohnnyAkzam]

Health insurance summed up👇🏼

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The government wants you to believe that it's 7:35pm but I know the truth. Wake up America.

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@SchmittTheory Never tried it. But I trust your judgement

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People at work really just be sending out "courtesy reminders" about something crazy you've literally never been told in the 7 years you've worked there.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

nobody will remember:
-your salary
-how “busy you were”
-how many hours you worked

people will remember:
-national taco day moving to a tuesday forever
-the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
-when you said “you too” after the cashier said “enjoy your meal”

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[Stephen Wesner @stephenwesner]

When are those two commercial breaks?

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@SchmittTheory @tacobell Report in the app and you'll get a $5 coupon in 2-5 business years.

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@SchmittTheory @JoHenrich I mean....Trump is actually pretty weird though. 🤷‍♂️

[Stephen Wesner @stephenwesner]

@SchmittTheory Disappointing.
Not surprising.

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@timmoore1973 @JonSchneck @masonmennenga If you have any of their old tshirts you wanna get rid of, I can pay for shipping!

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@timmoore1973 @JonSchneck "Our band," Tim.

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@timmoore1973 @JonSchneck I think it was around February 21st 2022 at 5:35 in the evening...EST. Great question!

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@Craig_A_Spencer Thinking that ventilators kill people because those who are intubated die in higher numbers is such a hilariously bad take. I guess we should probably stop doing chest compressions or defibrillating patients since most patients who require those also die.

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@timmoore1973 This is just three dudes hanging on a bed. Happy Pride Tim!

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@SchmittTheory And the yelpers and the trolls?

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Maybe I'm just getting old but I swear people used to stop at red lights.

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐍.

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