Stephen Zelenka

Screenwriter. Queer. He/Them. Cat Dad.
Solidarity with the WGA and SAG-AFTRA.

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NO FUN ALLOWED ON THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was wrong Elon, I love X. Please don't destroy our government

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It's a great burden of responsibility being the funniest person in any given twitch chat

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I'm going to go through Kurt Russell's entire filmography. Call that Russellmania 2024

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George R. R. Martin playing Elden Ring: Where's all the world-building I wrote?
Miyazaki: It's in the item descriptions.
GRRM: IT'S IN THE WHAT

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Billy Joel is not my lover. OOH. He's just a boy who claims that I am an UPTOWN GIRL

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I think, therefore I stink

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Every 50 years, the terrifying visage of Nosferatu must return to our screens to strike fear, perhaps even feast on our blood. Exquisite.

[Nosferatu @NosferatuFilm]

He is coming. NOSFERATU.

A Robert Eggers picture. Only in theaters this Christmas.

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The new American standard is selling $1 million homes made out of paper.

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Please help this wonderful family escape the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

https://t.co/IDWMloVcCI

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Jenna Ortega reportedly asked to end her contract with the “Scream” franchise following Melissa Barrera getting fired.

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Unlikely character name: Parma John

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Me, watching a crime show: God, if only police had unfettered access to every possible facet of civilian life, we could finally be safe.

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This is an incredible year in gaming for women I'd let ruin my life without a second thought. Anyways, off to play Separate Ways.

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Here's a lesson for all you idiots out there: if someone is better than you, don't "listen and learn" from them, complain loudly and make excuses for your poor performance. People appreciate a bitter egomaniac more than humility and acknowledging others' skills.

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sorry my gf said i can't join any cults :(

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You say you like ideas that challenge you, yet you won't listen to my regressive ideologies that have dominated culture for hundreds of years. Interesting.

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I don't live in LA and I am not in the WGA yet, but I am eternally grateful for my fellow writers and actors on strike right now fighting for our future. I love you all!

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Happy birthday to freedom

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Only a genius could've so thoroughly destroyed this hell site. Elon has defeated the darkness at great personal expense to himself ($44 billion).

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Resident Evil 3 Remake has the two hottest protagonists in the series so I will hear no criticism of it