Steph

documenting the outrageous things my husband says #ShitSunnySays

[Steph @stephernielee]

Never been more proud and embarrassed that my son associates me with a bag of potato chips ❤️💔

[Steph @stephernielee]

S: Doesn’t that look like Horford?
Me: …
S: …
Me: That is Horford 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Volleyball Canada @VBallCanada]

It's on... 🇨🇦vs🇮🇷 #Tokyo2020

[Steph @stephernielee]

#maplevolleys ❤️

[Steph @stephernielee]

Me: who’s that goalie?
S: Mackadoodle
Me: pretty sure his jersey has Gustafson on it...did ur brain just make that up?
S: oh, yeah

[Steph @stephernielee]

Go 🔥 go! #calgaryflames what a comeback!

[Steph @stephernielee]

Love that @kbieksa3 and I were on the same page. That suit indeed looks like a Christmas tree 😂

[Steph @stephernielee]

Please stays safe everyone! It’s a difficult time, but we will get through it!

[Alberta Chief Medical Officer of Health @CMOH_Alberta]

The next four weeks will be difficult for all of us when we’re so used to being in the company of friends and family to celebrate the holidays. Please consider ways that you can celebrate safely by connecting with your loved ones virtually. (3/4)

[Steph @stephernielee]

Stay home if you’re not feeling well.

[Alberta Chief Medical Officer of Health @CMOH_Alberta]

Feeling a little sick? Please cancel tonight’s Halloween plans. Even if they are mild symptoms, stay home and do not hand out candy. Enjoy watching a scary movie and eating treats instead. https://t.co/QeJirrGxdL

[Steph @stephernielee]

#nbaplayoffs happening right now, but the pub decides to play #harrypotter

[Steph @stephernielee]

Me: my back hurts, my neck hurts, my wrist hurts
Also me: sits on the couch with laptop on my lap for 8 hours a day 🤔

[Steph @stephernielee]

Me: Do you wanna cook tonight?
S: *stares at me for a while* No.
Me: 😂 appreciate your honesty. Me neither
Guess it’s takeout tonight!

[Steph @stephernielee]

Don’t you love having nothing to do at home and still don’t want to study for the midterm you forgot about? #QuarantineLife

[Steph @stephernielee]

Pretty sure I aged 20 years in the last 24 hours. #stressed

[Steph @stephernielee]

Love! 💕

[ONEREPUBLIC @OneRepublic]

Our new song “Better Days” is out now. Preorder our new album, Human, to get it instantly. → https://t.co/hT8p5FsoC4

[Steph @stephernielee]

S: I should do something productive
Me: ...
S goes to lay on the couch
Me: 🤨

[Steph @stephernielee]

Listening to a radio commercial:
S: what a disgrace to the theory of relativity!
Me: *look of disbelief* what a nerd 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Steph @stephernielee]

S: we should go snowshoeing, I think you’d like it. It’s less effort than hiking.
Me: u know what’s even less effort? No doing anything.

[Steph @stephernielee]

Runner comes into coffee shop to meet friends: “I feel faint”. Ya well maybe if u weren’t running in -20C, u wouldn’t be having dis convo?

[Steph @stephernielee]

When u go to mr sub and ask for a Caesar salad, they ask if you want lettuce. And then gave me a spoon. Wtf? #whut