Stephanie Forbord

I'm a sarcastic giggler. I don't giggle sarcastically... I'm just an easily entertained smart-aleck.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

For me, my 30s mean : normal ... normal ... normal ... "Oh my God, I'm going to pee my fricken pants."
And celebrating when my bones don't sound like the creaking floor of a pre-flipped home on any HGTV show.

#WhatDoes30MeanToYou

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Let's be honest - the most upsetting part of #HomeAlone is that Kevin didn't get to eat his macaroni and cheese.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Vote JTT/SAWA 2020

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

I think it would be neat if congresspeople ran with the concept that they may only serve one term, but that they just want to fuck some shit up and maybe get something done, and then just peace out.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

@yerawizardkari That’s so hilariously, painfully accurate. But we should totally hangout soon 😊😆

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Ever remember something you were trying to recall days earlier?

Like, “Mercutio! I fricken KNEW I knew Romeo’s friend’s name. Suck it, Trivial Pursuit.”

#TooLittleTooLate #ButStillGotIt

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

MacBeth (as described by a former educator): It’s about murder and stuff.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

“Just throw my yoga mat on the floor so there’s room for the pizza” is such a slogan for my life.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Everything seems so explosive and volatile right now, but our country has seen true cruelty and evil. And I have faith that we will make it through, just like we did 17 years ago. #NeverForget #September11th

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

@megaden John is planted firmly in denial. But after having the scene described to me, there really is only the one conclusion: murder.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

🙅‍♀️: I’m never going to get over you letting me sleep in a murder bed all weekend.
🤷‍♂️: We don’t know that’s what happened.
🤦‍♀️: NOTHING good ever creates blood spatter.

#VacationInCleveland

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Me Meeting Christian Bale: Remember when you were Jack Kelley in Newsies? Yeah. That was pretty cool. So... you done much since?

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Mom: What’s the milk for?
Me: Uh yeah, I have a new heart-happy recipe I’m going to try out.

Me (two hours later, shoving macaroni and cheese into my face): Ah yes. The extra butter is definitely making my heart happy.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

If I was famous, I would just say profound stuff all the time in hopes that someday someone would put it in front of a beach setting and put it on Pinterest.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

@otterofthesea I am! I am!

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Interviewer: Describe yourself.

Me: I have 4 bouncy balls in my purse. I think that about sums it up.

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Whenever I buy a new purse, the first question I ask is: how much food with this allow me to sneak into a movie theater? #ItsARacket

[Stephanie Forbord @stephforbord]

Sometimes I start to freak out when I realize I’ll be graduating in 2 months and have to become… https://t.co/r6DtsetbJN