𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔣 🕸

[ُ @woodespoon]

How it feels to socialize at work

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Everyday I feel more and more like this tweet

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[Zack @propcomiic]

It’s actually fucking hilarious the cards anyone born from like 2000-2005 in the UK have been dealt

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

drank coffee on an empty stomach and picked up a cigarette after a month like god intended

[andrés @andresmiguer]

no one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren't living up to it

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

"are you even listening" the state i’ve been in for months

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

In retrospect "what if a mob boss had anxiety" is the best possible premise for a television show and we should have just given up after that

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[(ㆀ˘･з･˘) @ch1llona]

Male loneliness epidemic but yall r dumb as fuck. And porn addicts. And unemployed. And mopey and unbearable to be around bc u got ur heart broken in middle school. Or still obsessed with an ex who wants nothing to do with u

[°𐐪♡Z𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖆𝖑/ 琇然♡𐑂*☆~. @zureeal]

You amuse me, Jester
You may enter my bed chambers

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i wake up and my throat didn't pass the swallow test so i know i'm cooked for a couple days

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Oh we're well aware

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Got my period

[c @rayofvenuss]

The Pope to return to the Vatican

[☁️𝓕 @fillefoux]

he leaves me outside like this while he goes inside stores to buy things

[soli @solisolsoli]

Night in the Red Room by Esther Sarto

[tucker 🪱 @vvangore]

don’t be alone this halloween