Stephanie Bright

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@Number10cat 🤣🤣🤣

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@Number10cat The police: "We can't do anything until an actual crime occurs. "
People who are about to be killed: "You mean, you can't do anything until I've been murdered. "
The police: "Yes, that is correct. "

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

My new series ALLEY CATS comes to Netflix on 7 August. I've never been so excited/worried about any show since The Office. There's nothing like it. And as with all my work, some people will hate it & some will fucking love it. But how can I make sure everyone watches it? Help!

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@Number10cat I don't want his stupid image on anything.

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@Number10cat I would like to know about the 32% myself. I don't understand why people still support him. I have many cousins who voted for him both times. I haven't seen any of them posting much anymore. I know I'm still surrounded by his supporters. *sigh*

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@TheStourbridge Boop!

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@TheStourbridge My Billie girl would be good at hiding from everyone. She only likes to come out of hiding when I'm there alone or with just my son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter.

[Malcolm & Baby Dog @Malcolm_theCat]

Friends! PREPARE YOURSELVES! I am about to show you how I deal with Disagreements. Ron took over my New Bed, and didn’t want to get out, even when I asked him nicely. Watch how I handled it. #Caturday
If you see this video today, please give us a share. Thank you! ❤️

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@TheStourbridge Just the mention of Benny Hill makes his music play in my head.

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@TheStourbridge You look very dapper, George. 🧡

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@TheStourbridge Very regal and handsome! 🧡

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone.
So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@AllotmentCat Very limber, Amanda 🩷

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@Malcolm_theCat Awww, Malcy, you make 17 look so marvelous!

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@TheStourbridge Oh my goodness, George, but how I love this face! 🧡

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@AllotmentCat Still missing you, Barbs 💔.... But, so happy you get to hang out with Robert all of the time over the Allotments Rainbow Bridge. 💜

[Jane Fallon @JaneFallon]

Does anyone know a nice female tawny owl looking for a husband in the North London area? Hooty is shouting his head off out the back every night at the moment and I’ve only ever heard a female respond once. She’s clearly found someone better. #FindHootyAWife

[Jane Fallon @JaneFallon]

I'm not a fan of Valentine's Day but, if you must, at least get them something original like sponsoring a rescue pony.

[Peter Egan @PeterEgan6]

Essie is a gorgeous companion clearly good with people and dogs but not so good with cats..I know the feeling mine are of a similar mind. If you can consider adopting I’m sure she’d be a great friend.

[Stephanie Bright @stephgbright]

@rickygervais I watched it, and I loved it!