Steph

In omnia paratus. $stephaniehall93

[Steph @stephhall93]

“Ms. Stephanie, do you know this song? O O O O’Reilly Auto Farts OW.”
“Did you just say Auto Farts?”
“Yes...those are the words...”

[Steph @stephhall93]

This is your friendly first Monday in May reminder that year after year the K*rdash*ans ignore the theme of the Met Gala. I hate how much it bothers me.

[Steph @stephhall93]

I haven’t stepped foot in a club or house party in a month of Sundays but I can guarantee that nothing will beat the Travis Porter/Waka/Wale/Big Sean era.

[Steph @stephhall93]

“Is she okay? She’s watched 11 episodes of Real Housewives in 24 hours.”

[TJ Pittinger @TJ_Pittinger]

Woah, just caught UF’s team bus on campus. Pretty neat. 🚮🚌

[Abbott Elementary @AbbottElemABC]

Put it in your planners – #AbbottElementary is BACK with new season premiering February 7 on ABC & stream on Hulu! 📝

[Steph @stephhall93]

I mean yeah you got Prof. Quirrell, but Voldemort is still out there.

[ESPN @espn]

Michigan has fired football analyst Connor Stalions amid an NCAA investigation into an alleged sign-stealing operation by the Wolverines, sources confirmed to ESPN. https://t.co/vzrWhHbnJx

[Steph @stephhall93]

Some of the people who waited until Sunday night to start a school project worth 3 test grades became parents and it shows.

[Steph @stephhall93]

An Astros and Phillies L is a W for America.

[Steph @stephhall93]

At least I don’t have a stupid cracked bell as my mascot.

[Steph @stephhall93]

Also, Go Noles.

[Steph @stephhall93]

4 innings in and we have had TWO challenges on the same base. Also, the bells’ coach is a 🤡.

Yes, I will be referring to them as the bells from this day forward. Go Bravos.

[Steph @stephhall93]

Me adequately preparing for a *NYSYNC tour and then seeing, “*NSYNC & Justin Timberlake” as the artist on Better Place.

[Steph @stephhall93]

Let me very clear when I say, “No matter how this post season plays out, if Ronnie does not get the MVP, I will have lost all faith in baseball.”

[Steph @stephhall93]

WELCOME BACK BBY

[Alvin Kamara @A_kamara6]

First day out. ⚜️

[Steph @stephhall93]

Love being a Saints fan love this journey loving life

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK!

#ForTheA

[Steph @stephhall93]

But we didn’t stop the broadcast of other sports to show that. Oh yeah because he doesn’t wear pinstripes. 🙄

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

Matt Olson just set a new single-season franchise record for team HRs

[Steph @stephhall93]

Go Noles Who Dat Go Braves Happy Sunday

[Steph @stephhall93]

Absolutely no one:
Me at any point throughout the day: SKEEeeeee-YEE

[Steph @stephhall93]

Aaaaannnnnd I’m crying

[Zach Blostein @ZBlostein247]

Mike Norvell’s full locker room speech after #FSU’s 45-24 win over LSU was full of emotion 🔥

He shouted out the job of strength and conditioning coach Josh Storms (@coachstorms)

“They don’t have coach Storms”

🎥: @FSUFootball