stephanie anne

the sweatiest woman in showbusiness

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

i'm tired of bettering myself, from this point on i'm only getting worse

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

I Was In The Phoebe Bridgers Ticketmaster War and All I Got Was This Lousy Dead Dad and No Tickets

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

having a dead dad should let me skip to the front of the phoebe bridgers ticketmaster queue tbh

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

@sulliontour i was 8500th for austin and got nothing

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

baby shoes for the modern woman

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

4am sleepless: vibrator died, never came

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

phoneless show discourse always sounds like this

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

i feel Weird and i need you

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

i loved that c̶o̶c̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶a̶ ̶a̶d̶ euphoria finale

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

@sesaimee3 facebook just reminded me i graduated 9 years ago, remember that time u came to abilene texas?

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me in the criterion closet:

havent seen it
Dont know what that is
Havent seen it
Havent seen it
Too old
Looks boring
Havent seen it

[໊ @wynavira]

i say yay outloud too like this isn’t just my internet persona this is real me

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Teaching a parrot Hey Soul Sister and releasing it back into the Amazon so all the creatures of the rainforest can hear it

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sorry i didn't respond i was imagining some things and worrying about them

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

i wish i could listen to punisher by phoebe bridgers for the first time again

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

i have so many toys and trinkets and gel pens on my desk my office looks like a scholastic book fair

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

“did you even look in a mirror before you left the house today?” no actually i didn’t! :)

[Icy @whereicy]

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

[swinky @swinkying]

does anyone even Yay anymore #yay #yaytwt

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

literally me

[stephanie anne @stephhannes]

12:16 and not a single happy birthday text yet we used to be a society that clamored to be the first to send a text at the stroke of midnight