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🤠🤠🤠Steve Harvey is my dad.

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

What if I just cried

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

it’s insane that an animal looks like this. the world is so beautiful

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

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[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

THEN I FREAKED IT

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When I tell you I sobbed seeing this.

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Spring break like it’s 2010.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I feel like we’re not talking enough about the fact that the Alabama Supreme Court quoted the Bible and cited the “wrath of God” as their legal reasoning for why frozen embryos are in fact “children.”

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

Walked into my family dinner of football fans and said “did you guys see that Taylor Swifts boyfriend is going to the Super Bowl?” It went over exactly how you expect it.

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

ummmm there’s a murder on the dance floor

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“tea is nasty, its for old people”

me:

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

I am just so. And it’s getting really

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

Bringing this back because still.

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

Why are men like that

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The TikTok Tarot Reader said you’re in love with me.

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

I think on a daily basis about how my physical therapist told me that when he’s working on my knee and I have to “go to my happy place” that he doesn’t like it because I look like I’m dead. 🙃

[clare @sadderlizards]

no thoughts november. i will not be doing any more thinking

[Slim Thick Shady @stephhatch_]

@ariiiiruiz Impossible