Steph

hi I’m outside

[Steph @stephheyner]

Twitter is literally my safe space from engagement proposals and people trying to hustle bad skin care products

[Steph @stephheyner]

I like aritzia as much as the next basic b*tch but disguising bodycon dresses we used to buy at Charlotte Russe for $15 as “sleek silhouettes for that hard-to-get reservation” for $90 has me cackling

[Steph @stephheyner]

@OnlyInBOS but……why?

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now

What the hell happened to this country?

[Steph @stephheyner]

Ok Rory’s fan club in Ireland all wearing blazers in the livestream is adorable 🥹

[Steph @stephheyner]

Love the Bruins but we shouldn’t have even made it to OT that was embarrassing to say the least

[Steph @stephheyner]

STIVE????????

[Steph @stephheyner]

Never thought Lindsay Hubbard would be my favorite summer house cast member but here we are 😂

[Steph @stephheyner]

Nobody is thirstier than the Equinox marketing team trying to get ppl to rejoin their overpriced shitty gym that doesn’t even have a sauna!!!! Not to mention the coked out 40 yr old meatheads that try to pick up women there. Yuck

[Steph @stephheyner]

……this has to be satire

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Boston has some of the best-tasting tap water in the country.

That’s because protected forests in the watershed naturally filter the water, so by the time it reaches the city it needs very little treatment or added chemicals.

[Steph @stephheyner]

@scott_dicicco I think they’re always close to losing their accreditation status lol

[Steph @stephheyner]

JFK jr, unfortunately, was the only person who looked good riding a bike

[Steph @stephheyner]

Whenever a boomer tells me they’ve discovered Mel Robbins

[NESN @NESN]

Oh, to be young again...

You just know he's gonna remember this for the rest of his life 🥹

[Steph @stephheyner]

After seeing Bugonia I can NOT believe Jesse Plemons wasn’t nominated for an Oscar alongside Emma

[Steph @stephheyner]

Underpants

[` @ymmayerr]

What's a scam that's so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore?

[Steph @stephheyner]

I liked it better when we deflated the balls

[Steph @stephheyner]

@scott_dicicco That might be the biggest upset of the night tbh

[Steph @stephheyner]

Also Jessica Alba looks just like she did 20 yrs ago? 🔥🔥

[Steph @stephheyner]

Probably the best halftime show since Prince or Katy Perry (left shark)