I just paid my bill in a restaurant and was about to leave when a little kid came up to me and said my mummy says your glasses look funny. I told him tell your mummy she's a cunt, he did of course. Not proud of myself but they were my new glasses.
Very sad news.
Olympic athlete Rebecca Cheptegei has died days after being doused in petrol and set on fire by a former boyfriend, a Ugandan official says.