Stephanie Doyle

Not your average alpaca farmer

[Stephanie Doyle @stephiedoyle]

One thing I could not have predicted before becoming an emergency services provider is just how many people with fairly significant abdominal pain are actually just constipated #medtwitter

[Stephanie Doyle @stephiedoyle]

New life goal is to get a Tesla and name her Tessalon Perle #medtwitter

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With the volume at which my dad sneezes, I don’t think it’s fair that I ever got reprimanded for yelling in the house as a child

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Ope

[Tim Ricketts @timricketts_]

“Encourage oral fluid intake” I write in the notes, having not had a drink for 6 hours

[Stephanie Doyle @stephiedoyle]

“Oh look, I got an email!” 😯
“…from myself, which I sent 3 seconds ago.” 😐

[Stephanie Doyle @stephiedoyle]

Thank you, Connor from @FedEx, for rescuing my cell phone and keeping it safe after it jumped ship into the road from the tailgate of my car, unbeknownst to me until my return, as I drove to run with my dogs. As if delivery drivers weren’t already heroes 🙏🏼

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It’s important to celebrate life’s special moments, which I guess is why we’re going out for dinner as a family tomorrow to celebrate Dad’s colonoscopy

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Oh no, she’s in dead condition

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#1 rule of journalism school should be that if you’re doing a story that involves in animal, there must be mention of if the animal is ok. Like if you’re gonna tell me a milk truck collided with a cow in rural WI, I need to know if she’s in good, fair, critical, or dead condition

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Came to the Internets to find out if the Pope and Prez are buddies, left with more information than I was seeking

(Yes to buddies, no to poopy pants)

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Words to live by

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@ohnoohjeez Can you tell me avocados out there that I’m sorry that I did not give their compatriots the attention they deserved and ended up throwing them out?

[Stephanie Doyle @stephiedoyle]

*gets in car to go do something fun or productive on my day off*
Phone: “Do you want to go to work? It will take 21 minutes to get there.”
*no*

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

Holy mackerel! No malarkey here—just @POTUS and good ice cream.

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“I’m gonna put my PJs on and my hearing aids in” -Steve Doyle

Wild movie night in store at the Doyle household

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Killing time at Target while my car is undergoing maintenance. Now taking suggestions on ways to spend an alarming quantity of money.

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why am I crying at former great british bake off bakers being supportive of each other on instagram

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@ohnoohjeez A mass email is the best way to not be ignored any more

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I guess the medical people don’t get to have all the fun 💩

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@lecheflan__ Dang girl, you’re a hero!!