One thing I could not have predicted before becoming an emergency services provider is just how many people with fairly significant abdominal pain are actually just constipated #medtwitter
Thank you, Connor from @FedEx, for rescuing my cell phone and keeping it safe after it jumped ship into the road from the tailgate of my car, unbeknownst to me until my return, as I drove to run with my dogs. As if delivery drivers weren’t already heroes 🙏🏼
It’s important to celebrate life’s special moments, which I guess is why we’re going out for dinner as a family tomorrow to celebrate Dad’s colonoscopy
#1 rule of journalism school should be that if you’re doing a story that involves in animal, there must be mention of if the animal is ok. Like if you’re gonna tell me a milk truck collided with a cow in rural WI, I need to know if she’s in good, fair, critical, or dead condition
@ohnoohjeez Can you tell me avocados out there that I’m sorry that I did not give their compatriots the attention they deserved and ended up throwing them out?