stephsimpson

Graphic Designer at Maybeamedia Ltd | Freelance Designer at Ismo Design | Part of the Team at Inkd Design Studio

[stephsimpson @stephiesim]

Anyone else remember rooting through the ‘spare tree bulbs’ box at Christmas and going through your multicoloured Christmas lights one by one to find the one that’s stopped the whole tree lights working? #corememoryunlocked #90schristmas

[Ashley Booth @MrBoothY6]

Please can one of the science teachers on here explain why the foil that was more than sufficiently covering an entire Easter egg suddenly can’t stretch itself to cover a now half-eaten Easter egg?

[Formula 1 @F1]

"Shoulder's back, Toto!"

The drivers and team bosses have never had a welcome like this 😁

#AusGP @TroyHawke

[stephsimpson @stephiesim]

Too hot, can’t sleep, typical Brit in a heatwave tweet but true 😢😴

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@Ozzymcrcky hear, hear. Going to have to get the candles out 🕯

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Is the government controlling us because they want pedestrians to rule the world?

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Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

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What a stunning day, bring on the nice weather so I can start painting my fence 👵🏼 how times have changed

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Side effects of the moderna booster have been beyond horrific, day 3 and I’m still not feeling right 🥴🤒 #ModernaBooster

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@LaydeeLissa 😢

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@LaydeeLissa Hahahah, oh groovy chick

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On lift duty tonight for mums fizzy Friday night, how times have changed

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feeling like my solicitor has a personal vendetta against me, the fella just ignores me

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@Ozzymcrcky 🤣

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@Ozzymcrcky I am with you on this

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@LaydeeLissa Parmo parmo parmo

[stephsimpson @stephiesim]

so @instagram has blocked me from liking anything for a few weeks now and now it’s blocked me from adding captions to my posts. I’ve reported it a trillion times now what can I doooo driving me mad 🥴🥴🥴

[stephsimpson @stephiesim]

Boris and his team delaying the announcement to decide the nations fate #rockpaperscissors #lockdown #coronovirus

[stephsimpson @stephiesim]

Don’t go shopping today, just don’t do it. Getting a sweat on in morrisons