steph baker

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[James @CaucasianJames]

gonna become a bouncer but only let in organ donors. u could be 50 and i’d still say “not tonight buddy” and then keep ur ID

[steph baker @stephkbaker]

Does anyone have a smart car I can borrow so parallel parking on my drivers test will be like:
_/_____\_ _/_\_ _/____\_
O——-O O—O O———O

Instead of:
_/_____\_ _/____\_ _/____\_
O———O O———O O———O

[steph baker @stephkbaker]

Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding
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/ > RecurssionError: max depth exceeded

[Shopify @Shopify]

Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding
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/ >🛍

[steph baker @stephkbaker]

@jmwind 75,000 bees per hive with 4 hives so far!

[steph baker @stephkbaker]

@Arcitys @Prestinni @BattleBeaverC @JReynaud31

[steph baker @stephkbaker]

Boy: “hey can I buy you a drink 😘”
Alex as Kat: “I’ll have a water”

[Mikko Haapoja @MikkoH]

This is our super talented @Shopify dev degree student doing some research on variant switching using Apple’s RealityKit

[GL @gldivittorio]

Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?

[green dreams furiously @big_juicy66]

its 2035. every fish is dead. Amazon owns every school. the Captain Crunch brand asks the cheerios Bee for nudes on twitter. the weather is just constant tornadoes.

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

"It's just one straw, it's just one disposable cup, it's just one plastic bag" - 7.4 billion people.