Steph Keay

Writer, among other things.

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@beyxbts2 @KekePalmer Lmao. That’s a maitake mushroom y’all

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@TB12sports @TomBrady I really admire Tom for his singular dedication to football. I’m curious about what he’s discovered during all of his hard work to be and stay successful (both physically and mentally), and what the program he built can do for regular people (i.e. not professional athletes)!

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@shakeshack my account keeps getting hacked today and people from across the country are placing multiple orders. I’ve sent an email to [email protected]. Can you please assist ASAP?

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@heyrichgirls @costarastrology Right? I was hopelessly lost as to all my basic wants and desires before it. What a time to be alive!

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My parents are living their best lives post-retirement right now and I’M HERE FOR THESE PHOTO UPDATES.

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Where has @PINKCATDAILY been all my life?

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@heyrichgirls I live for my @costarastrology notifs. Last week it told me to get laid.

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I’m offended that these scammers couldn’t even bother using spell check like damn put some work into it smh

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I also bought a pork tamale from a guy selling them out of his trunk in the Walmart parking lot, who was wearing a vest that said “CHOLO’S TAMALES.” Best damn tamale I’ve ever had. I love #EastSanJose sometimes.

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Five stars. #walmartgrocery

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@davidchang @netflix @Sethrogen .@Sethrogen's laugh is now my ringtone. And if anyone else wants it, it's here: https://t.co/4xQCtZCscH

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Finally watching @davidchang’s “Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner” on @netflix and I cannot get over @Sethrogen’s infectious laugh in the first episode. Also, I miss Vancouver!

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An extreme sport is trying to get home before your @DoorDash delivery arrives. #BayAreaTraffic

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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Four years later. 👋 https://t.co/j2q7iGvSG2

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@Uber_Calgary @nenshi Worst. Just in time for notorious drinking & driving holiday season. Relevant: https://t.co/ZaU9kOMIBa #yyc #uberyyc

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@nenshi Thank you for retweeting! And to whoever called in the tip. Faith in humanity restored.

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Ruby was found! Thx #yyc. She was taken, but they found out who. Reminder to pet thieves: that's a member of someone's family. Don't do it!

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MISSING: Black Pug "Ruby" by Cambrian Pet Hospital (Collingwood) around 6:15pm. 403-618-8543. Please RT @nenshi #YYC

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Hey all! I don't normally ask favours...but I would really appreciate it if you could check out my video here! https://t.co/dd3dmoF9uu