I typically get asked “do you work here” on an annual basis at a sporting goods store and it’s only February and it’s already happened once so that’s good
Pulling over for an ambulance on the highway and then hopping in the same lane as them during rush hour traffic is the real life version of getting the bullet in Mario Cart
My great aunt is tired of getting junk mail so she mails it back to the sender leaving a note that she’s deceased and honestly I could learn a thing or two from that lady
There’s an old guy who’s a regular at my work and today he came up from behind me and said “Steph look how good this is” and I thought he was gonna be holding a product but he showed me a meme that he literally printed off of his computer and I’ve never been more honored
Remember when we graduated high school and everyone made you feel smart and they read us “Oh, the places you’ll go” and now you’re looking at several assignments, finals coming up, and the only place you know you’re going is to bed by 9pm
Cults in East Bridgewater:
-EB free-er hubbers
-White republicans
-The high school drama department
-Dale and the Duds
-Anyone who went/goes to to Saint John's
-Johnny Mac fannatics
-Angry moms at town meetings
-heroin addicts
Just heard someone say they found a place in East Bridgewater "right on the lake" someone spill who put a picture of a pot hole filled with water on Zillow?