Stephan Lombard

My Rotary Club badge says I'm a 'media professional'. | Runner-up: Mr Brackenfell Junior 1996. Your dad has me saved as 'S' on his phone. Instagram: @jstephanl

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@ianLourinho Shite. 7% or so last year. Interest rates have also basically doubled.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

A year ago a dollar cost R14.87...

...as for now:

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@ParliamentofRSA this was supposed to start over two hours ago...

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@witsbschool Looking forward to Rosemary Ndlovu's masterclass on finding financial freedom.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@Ms_Lindi I think Postnet only does criminal record checks, which for some reason isn't the same as a PCC.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@CiroDeSiena Check out Aucor in Bellville

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@regrum When workers 'down tools'.
And 'succumbed to injuries'.
Referring to regular folks as 'stakeholders' to be 'engaged with'.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@AmandaBRinquest ooh! me too, asb 🙏

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@MbalulaFikile nice try, but Eskom had 38000 MW installed in 1994. Yesterday, there was only 24000 MW available during evening peak.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@PopCrave I don't have fave 10 year olds, PopCrave.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@ianLourinho

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

when and how did I become a guy who winks 💀

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@GraemeRauby we talked about this, you can’t just go around telling people what’s going on in the world. who do you think you are? some kind of journalist?

[Caitlin @caithuls]

No one wants to hang out with me anymore ever since I got a bad personality and became evil

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@GraemeRauby 😏

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@thelindsayellis @elonmusk pappa!

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@AmandaBRinquest https://t.co/Bwe7LLID7S the bessst

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

i need ten or fifteen skirts from calvin klein.

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

DISTRACTING FROM HIS INPUT

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@Reuters I'd rather the neighbour's cat slowly consume my remains over weeks and months

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@Ms_Lindi it is, this is a new meme doing the rounds

[Stephan Lombard @stephlombard]

@GrainnePerkins KRIME KWEEN ♥️♥️♥️