Steph

Awkward mermaid. I make art and I dance. Soli Deo Gloria. Constantly forgetting the words for things. Injury-prone.

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

me: okay steph you have eleven books on your bookshelf that you haven’t read yet. you don’t need any more right now.
also me: *walking out of the library with eight more books and cackling like a gremlin* KNOWLEDGE

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

Despite all my rage, I’m still just a librarian in a dress with pockets.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

I would be so much more productive if I could stop daydreaming about being a mermaid who drowns sailors

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a list of events. i think should be added. to the olympics

2. the 100m hardwood floor slide
9. least time between naps
3. walking on the opposite side of a tree. so your human has to switch the hand they are holding the leash with
6. floor routine. but it’s belly rubs

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

and so begins yet another week of waiting for #BadBatch to confirm that Omega is force-sensitive

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Hand over the aux cable.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[loud thud upstairs]

Me: What was that?

11-year-old: We're playing house.

Me: Why is it so loud?

11: We're also dinosaurs.

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

things I never thought I would say but then I got married, episode 513:
“Are you seriously Naruto running while wearing my grandma sweater right now???”

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: What are you doing?

8-year-old: Dancing.

Me: You don't have any music.

8: Why would that stop me?

[berenice @Hibere_]

Me: I need to concentrate on my work. I'm gonna listen to Hamilton

Also me: The live recording is so much better I'll just play @HamiltonMusical on Disney in the background

ALSO ME: *watches the entirety of Hamilton doesn't do my work*

[Kelly Wolfe 🪴 @kellykwolfe]

Don’t forget John included in his resurrection account that he runs faster than Peter... twice.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

What is most amazing about the Lord and his Passover? It is the fact that he achieves glory through humiliation. He triumphs by accepting suffering and death, things that we, in our quest for admiration and success, would rather avoid. #PalmSunday

[Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr]

You murda’d it! So damn impressive. Congratulations and thanks!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

For your family, for your neighbors, for your country — wear a mask.

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

@graciemaynard23 I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET but I wanted to share that mom and I call Mr. Crinklefries “Bumblebee Cucumber” and dad is always so confused as to who we’re talking about

[Trillia Newbell @trillianewbell]

"Surely he has borne our griefs and carried our sorrows..." (Is 53:4).

I can't seem to move past this line. He carries every grief and sorrow. All of it. He bears it. This is the Jesus that we proclaim. I hope you'll run to Him with your sorrows today. He is available.

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

@graciemaynard23 Mason and I watch it on Saturday mornings with the same excitement level as children watching cartoons 😂 I asked to be them for Halloween barely two minutes into the first episode

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

you are tough. you are scary. you are a good boy. but also a scary one. if the situation calls for it

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

@halliemakk listen hufflepuffs are the actual Best b/c we’re the Acts 2 house - we prioritize hard work, community support, justice, and making space for everyone at the dinner table

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The word of God is the antidote to our fear of having to face life. In speaking to us, the Lord reminds us that we are in his heart, that we are precious in his eyes, and that he holds us in the palm of his hand.

[Steph @stephmakesart97]

@Mythical During an amazing race-style weekend w/ my youth group: a bowl of sauerkraut and 3.5 pickled eggs (because my teammates couldn’t finish theirs). And then I tried to sprint a mile uphill while wearing our gear backpack.
Amazingly, did not puke. But I seriously considered it. 😂