Stephanie Montelius

[Stephanie Montelius @stephmansueto]

Things I never heard before I listened to True Crime podcasts --

Bedroom community: a residential suburb inhabited largely by people who commute to a nearby city for work.

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@FuzzyLojik I thought you were already back in FL -- happy to hear you are there during this beautiful time of year.

You can always do what I do... just return often. I was there this week for 3 days and just worked in a co-working space, walked around, had dinner with Freya and wandered.

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@kushaanshah It took me way too long to get this joke.

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@MarketingMeisha How big is the company? How big is the marketing team? A small team in a growing company only needs one content person -- and that person is going to do a lot. I am sure once they start, their title will not be Content JOAT but I guess for the posting, it makes sense.

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Hi #marketingtwitter. I am hiring a Campaign Manager. Know anyone looking for a new opportunity?
https://t.co/s4oSVtgQB0

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@Clevy_Law This genius design.

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Its the last day of the quarter... so of course I am stressed tf out.

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@MrDrewLarison July 2008... Yesh.

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@MiamiMaltBomb They really are… I ended up deleting my account entirely. Even the messages were poorly written and full of grammatical mistakes. Just so annoying.

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Someone hacked into my Nextdoor account and posted spam and phishing posts. I got so many nasty messages..: someone told me they’d kill me if they saw me since I’m a criminal. Even tho I did nothing wrong I’m so bothered by these. People are just the worst.

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I know corn is having a moment but can we all agree that bicolor corn is a more superior corn and that white corn on its own is trash.

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@FuzzyLojik Obvs meant *solo

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@FuzzyLojik A sold drive can be a welcomed drive. You pick the podcasts. You pick the music.

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Any hoodie that doesn’t have thumb holes is a bullshit hoodie.

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@mattyj7883 @ronnui_ Dirty martini. Dirty bastard.

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@Gordos52 @Panduino @zippythepinhea3 @raven_sachi @dropoutninja I’m generally more extroverted and talkative than my husband but I’m also the first one to get worn out at social events. Weird.

I also work from home while he’s out in the world socializing every day.

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@VenemousTurnip @ronnui_ You’re on to something

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@zippythepinhea3 @Panduino @raven_sachi @dropoutninja I would probably unload. My emotions are always right at the tip of my throat waiting to come out.

Awful.

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@zippythepinhea3 @Panduino @raven_sachi @dropoutninja Oh god. You’re so right.

I was walking my dog on Friday after an awful work meeting and I was stewing in my thoughts when a passerby said “hi. how are you” and I almost unloaded on him but settled for “I’m fine.” And speed walked away.

Next time, “not too good. Thx.”

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@saIacia @Ninnin_xo And honestly, it’s amazing how much it’ll teach you how to deal with peoples expectations. I manage huge project budgets now but nobody here has ever yelled at me the way a customer whose $5 latte wasn’t the perfect temp.