$teph

[Quackity @Quackity]

🛑ATTENTON🛑

can we get rid of the toxic stigma that
breaking into someone's house = gonna steal????? maybe i just wanna look around damn

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

neighbor: did you steal my trampoline

are robert

me:

accusations harmful

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

They missed approximately the entire point of a National Park

[$teph @stephmcdirty]

Hi @TimHowardGK! I was wondering if we could consider each other friends so I can use your first name in my English essay. My professor won’t let me use your first name unless we are friends.
Sincerely,
Your future friend- Steph
P.S.- your passion and sincerity inspire me daily

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

“are you sure you won’t fall asleep??”

me: yeah i’ll be fine

also me 4 minutes into the movie: https://t.co/vAuU0NfwwH

[bug @thought_bug_]

“losing/taking virginity”

- turns sex into an object
- places pressure on the decision
- you don’t actually lose or take anything ?

“sexual debut”

- exciting
- all focus is on u
- suggests a musical number is involved

[sofia @sgwhoe]

HS teachers: college is NOT a joke

a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

I would quite literally rather be burned at the stake as a witch.

[matt @dogfather]

i really liked this dog video but it was missing something, so we added some audio 😂

[conan gray @conangray]

me: i look cute :)

the target self checkout security camera screen: no ur fucking ugly.

[Complex @Complex]

This simulation is broken.

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

niggas be mad as hell you a picky eater and dont wanna eat a fucking
obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fry chocolate shake

[Clara Jane @clarajane717]

My coworker really taped a picture of Shrek on my back and had me walking around like that for an hour smh

[kaley @kaleynicoleann]

i am begging everyone to take 9 seconds out of their day to watch this.