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Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Noah eating Caesar salad: “I spot croutons like an owl spots mice.”

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

@mokreu I agree!

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

If eating green beans cold out of the can is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

When you look back…

-They forced us to stay home for “2 weeks to flatten the curve”. Then 2 months. Then 2 years.
-They forced us to “social distance”. Outside.
-They chained up swings in parks. Tied off outdoor basketball nets. Locked up outdoor dog parks.
-They shut down churches and AA meetings, while leaving open Walmart and liquor stores.
-They forced us to wear masks outdoors. At anti-lockdown protests. Which were outlawed in some jurisdictions. While justifying BLM protests because “racism is a public health crisis”.
-They forced us to celebrate holidays alone. To die alone. To grieve alone.
-They restricted who we could have in our own homes.
-They forced us - or tried to force us - to quarantine our healthy kids for mere exposure. Only to claim it was a “communications mistake”.
-They forced us to “contact trace”.
-They forced us and our kids to wear potentially toxic masks for the better part of the day.
-They demonized, censored, issued crippling financial penalties, and even jailed those who protested.
-They forced us to take an experimental medication after having immunized the pharmaceutical companies from all liability.
-They lied to us about safety, efficacy, and quality control.
-They ignored those who were killed by their experimental drug.
-They vilified the grieving parents of deceased children for speaking out.
-They destroyed our economy, transferred our wealth to their already-wealthy political friends, increased their power, while straddling the working class with unbearable debt.

This was not an accident. It was not incompetence. It was not innocent.

It was by design.

It wasn’t a test. It was the first step. And if it passes with no political and legal repercussions, we will have learned nothing, they will have won, and there will be no going back.

I will never forgive. I will never forget. And I will always scream into the abyss until those responsible get there legal and/or political comeuppance.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

More 4am thunderstorms prease.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

That chick fil a lemonade just hits different. 🍋

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Does @McDonalds ice cream machine ever actually work tho or nah..

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

A flag isn’t enough. Jamaal Williams deserves a fine and suspension.

My wife asked me why me hips can’t move like that. My kids haven’t stopped crying. We have an appointment today with a crisis counselor, but I’m afraid the damage has already been done.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

“We’re not even tired, our eyes are just a little sore!” - Noah and his cousin Max during their sleep over last night at approximately 9:57 pm

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

@anthony_blaine You guys don’t know good ice cream

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Dairy Queen > Milky Way

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Perfect look into my live via tweet:

Me: Noah go put the clothes on that are in your backpack in your room.

Noah: IDK WHERE MY CLOTHES ARE!

Me: In your backpack.

Noah: WHERES MY BACKPACK!?

Me: 🤯

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Whoever taught my 5 year old about “the quiet game” - God bless you.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

@anthony_blaine @TOllerich3 @CoachKFisch @DCP_21 @kelseyjo3 @debey52 🙄

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

@TOllerich3 @CoachKFisch @DCP_21 @kelseyjo3 @debey52 Wut

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

On our way home from preschool and Noah is telling me all the things he wants to be when he grows up - a police man.. a construction worker.. which leads to my response of “you can be whatever you want to be!”

His response: “OK then I guess I want to be a tree.”

😑

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Me: how was your day today Noah!?

Noah: good.

Me: what did you do?

Noah: some stuff.

Me: what kind of stuff?

Noah: poop my pants.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

@DCP_21 TBD. I’ll ask Nipple Boy tonight and I’m sure he will have a good one lined up.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Noah wanted to come up with his own WWE wrestling name.

He decided on… ‘Nipple Boy’.

[ѕтєρнαиιє ℓуии ☮ @stephmo44]

Happy birthday @DCP_21 !!!!