stephanie moeller

i prefer myspace.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

i usually try to save the best bite for last, but today it sneaked in about halfway thru and ruined the rest of my meal.

[King Push @PUSHA_T]

Just dropped a diss track with @Arbys. Grab some popcorn and a Spicy Fish Sandwich. #ArbysSpicyFishDissTrack #ArbysPaidMeButIWouldSayThisAnyway

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

how has the flour industry not yet discovered packaging that doesn’t explode white dust upon the slightest touch. lmk.

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I don’t wanna throw around the O word but I might be obsessed with Joe Burrow.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

i just put a slice of cheese on a tortilla and microwaved it for 30 seconds. i’m 34 years old.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

@MzGossipGirl tell me what docs you’re talking about, i must watch.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

that first shower back home after vegas just hits different.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

i paid off the rest of my car loan this morning but i also had two pieces of pizza for breakfast and a sack of del taco for lunch so adulthood just cancels out for me today.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

@mysteryspoons only after sex.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

@God_Son80 same.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

i thought babies were made from kissing so many times that all his saliva built up in her stomach and formed a baby and that’s how it grew until it was too big and had to pop out.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

what’s something extremely bizarre you believed as a very young child? i definitely thought that any cheese that had holes in it was caused by mice who lived inside it

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

you shut the fuck up right now.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

@Brandonalxander maybe the first to have more tik tok vids than receiving yards in a game this szn tho.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

i just ate a warm donut while watching john wick choose his new guns in jw2 & as i was slurping my apple juice box dry, that was the moment i realized i’ll never be an assassin.

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Happy Birthday to Brad Pitt, I’ll make an exception for today 😘

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

my upstairs neighbor just screamed “I KILLED THE HAMSTER” & not sure if i should go check on him or just move out.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

There's no place like Taco Bell.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

why do i only have to cough like right when i get in an uber?

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

i want everything from the valentino 2006 collection, according to the devil wears prada.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

sometimes the hardest part of my day is putting clothes on for the postmates delivery.

[stephanie moeller @stephmoeller]

went to cvs today. bought 4 items, got a top free at the register.