I’m not a regular mom

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

So everybody is going to be sniffling and coughing their way through the next 2 weeks, huh? 😩 #openingceremony

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

Hey @Amtrak, why have a promo code, a sale window and a travel window if when you use the promo code in the valid windows, it has zero effect? So disappointing to be told “sorry the price is the same as without the code due to availability.”

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

@BuceesUSA is going to bring back roadtrip culture with those brisket sandos. Got me ready to hit the road to NC just for dinner because I’m jonesing HARD right now

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

@isaacplaysbass Dang. Not the bag fumble 😅

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

I’m calling everyone’s boss because it’s Monday and y’all are supposed to be at work! These Montgomery Massacre memes sketches are eating me up 🤣 #FadeInTheWater

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

Hey @Target, next time you want to TEMPORARILY change your price matching policy, make sure there is at least ONE sign communicating this so I’m not standing at the register with a crying 5 year old the week of her birthday. Here I come @amazon

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

Where is the Shazam for video because I need that. Out here describing videos in google and getting nothing 😩

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

I don’t even know how to feel about this… #MyTwitterAnniversary

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

30% off is not a Black Friday or Cyber Monday deal. Just say you don’t want my money and leave me be 😩

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

Black daggone Panther.

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

@AmazonHelp Can my package just be resent please? That or someone at The Drop find the fabric to make another? This is an @Amazon exclusive and I did my part. Amazon dropped the ball.

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

Thanks so much @amazon🙄 1 of 4 The Drop items was undeliverable despite the other 3 being fine. I chat. I call. “It’s out of stock. Sorry.” It was a 36 hour sale a month ago. Never before. Never again. I miss depts. that could communicate w/ each other. I don’t blame workers tho

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

@AmazonHelp All 3 reps and 1 supervisor said “Sorry. It’s out of stock and we can’t do anything”. I told them I knew that because the sale is only 36 hours so I don’t understand why one of them was undeliverable

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

So is Disney going to start selling buss down loc wigs?

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

@Amtrak I didn’t and after 3 days of trying to, my fare almost quadrupled because of your faulty site.

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

Sooo, I was waiting for a callback from a customer relations rep, 2 hours later I pushed 1 and I’ve been sitting in silence for 10 minutes then it just hung up on me. Is this normal @Amtrak?

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

If you know who this, Bengay or Tiger Balm because I know your knees hurt

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

We really watched Chris get rocked, huh.

I’ll see myself out☝🏾

[I’m not a regular mom @stephMonster09]

The way The Gilded Age has us hooting and hollerin weekly, doesn’t make any sense.