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I've been rappin for about 17 years now

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@landonschott Thanks for the warning!

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@JonmarkBaker @seanfeucht @MikeWingerii He will lie and tell you that Mike thinks Sean is an acceptable way to spell Shawn, and we all know that is a lie.

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@KylePorterNS Make them caddy the Korn Ferry tour for a year wearing the caddy unis from the Masters as one part of the penalty

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@JoshuaBarzon only correct answers are 3 or 4...nobody is 'choosing' a middle seat on an 8 hour flight when an aisle seat is available.

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@SWA_Help Sure thing! It's 281-330-8004

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Hey @SouthwestAir how about a little “check in begins in 5 min” reminder text instead of the 18k “ask 10 friends to sign up for a rapid rewards credit card” emails? #c18 #middleseat #gonnabesweaty

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@SouthwestAir Is there a reason you don't have that option to be notified via text to check in for a flight? You notify us via text for everything else about our flight.

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If you ever see “After careful consideration…” you know whatever they were considering is not happening

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What do I need to do to be able to use "Mate" or "Bruv" when talking to my friends, family, or complete strangers and it be acceptable?

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@barstoolsports It’s pronounced Trabtree

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EL BOMMMMMMMMMMMMBI!!!

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@StephenZane @SportsCenter @pbpost There’s a $1B company right here. No Socks “the most comfortable sock endorsed by known winner Tyreek Hill”

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@vnun00 TEX in 2

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@AlliantCU @mglennmusic M Geezy coming in HOT

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@The_MMW MONEY MONEY MONEY!

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