Rachael Stimson

private thoughts.

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Husband: what’s this charge on the credit card?
Me:

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I guess I didn’t make #forbes30under30

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@chrisstimson @DStim09 @sarcasticmommy4 😂

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@DStim09 Literally making me cringe

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What’s worse than a paper straw?

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@raybaybecca Lol I guess I should read it

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How do we get the body to forget the score?

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@BachelorABC why don’t you make a show that sets people up for success instead of failure. 💡

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Voicemail is not a good way to reach me. Just going through my voicemails from last year.

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Me vs. the mosquito in my bedroom.

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My biggest pet peeve is sharing my queso.

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When the spreadsheet is too much to bear.

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What’s the difference between hot dogs and sausage anyways.

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Me trying to make small talk on an airplane.

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Somebody out there is reading all the “terms and conditions” and letting us know if anything is sketchy, right?

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When my phone rings…

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Already predicting my Spotify album of the year will be Sing2.

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But can I find the link in your bio?

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Hardest part of being a parent is having to share my queso.

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_ @BeReal_App showing us how boring our lives actually are.

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Me to all my outdoor plants, “if you can’t stand the heat, don’t play the game”