Car wash employee as he hands me back my keys: Your car was REALLY dirty.
Me: Yeah, I know.
In my head: why do you think I’m here?? Give me my damn keys. 😂
We’re hosting a silent auction! We have 40 unique items available including author school visits, signed books, book coaching sessions, and more!
All funds raised will be used to purchase books to be given to The Children’s Institute.
Start bidding here: https://t.co/8B5gNIOIaK
The life of a pregnant small business owner:
➡️Delivered my second baby March 19, she came 2 weeks early.
➡️I labored at home until I was 6 cm dilated because needed to finish time sensitive task.
➡️Processed payroll while in the hospital bed the day after delivery…
➡️Answered client calls/emails from hospital bed.
➡️Scheduled delivery driver cancelled last minute so had to hire another Task Rabbit driver while in hospital bed.
➡️Oh and my blood sample for epidural approval exploded in transit. Another sample was ordered stat and I…
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🦋Spent our weekend hanging out with the uber talented @moxvi_! She signed preorders for her latest release River of Mariposas. And Sun Aug 6 we’re cohosting her book launch party! Hope you can join us! 💫RSVP info here: https://t.co/7wxiX7U16J
...that keeps your can colder for longer! I'm asking for $2 MILLION for a 0.5% stake in my company.
Gotta hand it to the YTs, they are the MOST AUDACIOUS. 🫠🫠🫠
Observations from an avid #sharktank viewer:
Pitch from a Person of Color:
My company solves deep-rooted systemic issues and is inspired by love of my rich cultural heritage. I'm asking for $50K for a 20% stake in my company.
Pitch from YT people:
I invented a beer cozie...