Stephen Burke

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

Apparently Sean Hannity is a political hipster

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

Just had a dinner that would make hobos everywhere proud. #beerandbeans

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

I'd like to announce that I'm the third person to guess that @KaitLemaster's favorite place at UK is Starbucks, and I was not incorrect.

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

"Call me old fashioned but I'm a one penis gal." @ashley_cook10 #familytime

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

"I'm hot so you're just going to have to look at my tire." @Ashley_Cook10

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

@Ashley_Cook10. I think this diet Coke thing is genetic

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

Bodies on the floor everywhere. Operation GHGD was a success @hgpuryear.

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

@hgpuryear oh its on!

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

For sure! RT @ArmondBudish: RT if you're rooting for the @Browns today #Cleveland http://t.co/j0U3NdV1US

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

A hairy face is a happy place. No Shave November, son. Merica.

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

"I could eat popcorn in a turtleneck and it would still get in my bra " @ashley_cook10 #familytime

[Kaitlin White @KaitLemaster]

"I left my brain in that 500 mL beaker." - @stephn_burke

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

I will be reckless and I will wreck

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

Operation get Haven God damned set and ready.

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

I taught @kaitlemaster a new word. MISSION COMPLETE.

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

"Well it looks like you've got yourself a cell orgy there." #onlyinbiology

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

Anyone who won't miss Futurama can kiss my shiny metal ass!

[Stephen Burke @stephn_burke]

@ashleycookim "I wouldn't touch that with his dick, and you pushing." #familynight