Eze Nwanyi!

The perfect foodie🍜|| Certified Pastry and Cuisine Chef👩🏼‍🍳|| Business woman👩🏽‍💼|| Philanthropist || Helping children through @SEMedicalAid

[Chief £ne @_Ojonya]

Hii everyone, a closed mouth is a closed destiny so I’m here again to attempt to sell myself.
My name is Ene, and I have extensive and highly profitable skills and experience in administration, writing, and community management.

I unfortunately cannot apply to regular jobs because I didn’t finish school, but if you know any organizations that value work ethics and professional skills over degrees, please send the opportunities my way.
I lost my previous job cause the employers didn’t want to put up with the new tax laws so they pulled out of Nigeria entirely.

Also if you own a business in Abuja and you’re looking for an onsite manager or secretary, please look here.

I promise I’m a very great staff. Please help me. Please🥹

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

The full sleeve journey has begun 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

@lilyally98 @Alexisnphoenix Guy!!!! That how she told me let’s walk oo… after my life was flashing before my eyes I looked at the app and saw 3k steps 😭 worse part my feet blistered.
Walk my ass!!! I’m done !!!!

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

We’re in Cancun, where are you?

[Phoenix!🧝‍♀️ @Alexisnphoenix]

You buy a can of Pepsi, “should I add a tip for the staff?” You buy a bottle of water, should I add a tip for the staff? Jesus! Why am I tipping you for handing me a bottle of water that I’m already paying for? 😭

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

If you think Americans love tips, I raise you: Mexicans. Tufiakwa! 😭

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

I’m not sure why WestJet is only inviting the kids to see the cockpit and take pictures. So, me I don’t deserve to see the cockpit and snap pictures too? 😭😭😭

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

Mr money with the vibes right now

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

If you think you can out-naked Lagos girls, I promise you Toronto girls will humble you 😭

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

@Alexisnphoenix Can’t wait to see you too my favorite person ❤️😍

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

@_Ojonya @Alexisnphoenix Going out is stressful 😂😂😂

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

@Alexisnphoenix Where my ticket ? 😒

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

@Alexisnphoenix There are different Spider-Mans abi spider men? 😩

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

Me : Feeling sad 😔
My brain : sugar sugar sugar 🤦🏻‍♀️
Ice cream, cake, doughnut eat it all 😩

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

@Alexisnphoenix Abeg your company dey hire?? 😩

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

People are not as rich as you think they are!

Read it again!

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

If you enter bank to do transfer and they end up asking you what you do for a living, just know you’ve made it in this life.

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

After over 10 years! What did you expect 😂

[Phoenix!🧝‍♀️ @Alexisnphoenix]

Called my brother to help pick up a friend at the airport. He got there, saw me, and started crying. Hard guy, hard guy! 😂😂😂

[Eze Nwanyi! @stephnwadike]

I think HR might actually be for me because I’m having entirely too much fun rejecting applications 😭😂

You saw 6 screener questions and confidently answered 2.
Amazing!

So the remaining 4 was for decoration?

REJECTED ❌
NEXT……….

[Phoenix!🧝‍♀️ @Alexisnphoenix]

In many countries, only about 2% of reported rape cases ultimately result in a conviction, and that doesn’t even account for the large number of cases that go unreported. Yet, fucking idiots want to convince you that the reason rape isn’t taken seriously is because of false accusations. When has it ever been treated with the urgency it deserves?

You will perish alongside the rapists you’re trying so hard to indirectly defend!