@JimCarrey your statement about the body needing rest from the character you have been trying to play. I feel that. In my soul. It gives me understanding. It gives me words to tell my family what is off about me. It gives me hope. Thank you.
Ryker: mommy these are my favorite healthy things to eat; milk, apples, broccoli, cake, and doughnuts.
Me: cake and doughnuts are not healthy. Bread and bagels are.
Ryker: but cake is my favorite bread and doughnuts are my favorite bagels.
Touché son
#momlife
I pledge to not consume sugar today. Instead I will practice gratitude about everything I do eat or drink instead. I found my Circle to grow with in Fabulous. Come and find yours: https://t.co/5586fViGZb
@jimmyfallon My college roommate believed the use of towels was wasteful and so would dry herself after a shower by turning the living room heater on and sit in front of the blower. Naked. In the communal living room. Using an electric heater with the blower on full. #myweirdroomate
I know @applestores are expensive, you know what they are not cheap on: customer service. In and out with my repaired iwatch with a new band in less than 8 minutes #buyapple
@jimmyfallon I have a totally irrational fear of garbage disposals, I think I’m going to be sucked in like the end of Jumanji but instead of waking up as @TheRock I’m chopped into bits #MyWeirdFear