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[Spotless Face Care @spotless_face]

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[Jazzie🖤⚔ @Witch_OfEastEnd]

For the Love of Zeus.. Michelle looks like three finger from Wrong Turn 🤢 #ExtremeLove

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Litter-Robot 12 Days of Christmas 2019 https://t.co/qNaJG5sptF

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Litter-Robot is giving away over $10,000 in prizes at https://t.co/dq0o0P0IiJ!! 😻🎉#freelitterrobot #12days

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@jonasbrothers will there be a restock of the long sleeve shirts on the merch site?!?! @nickjonas @joejonas @kevinjonas

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@marisatallulah 😻😻

[marisa 👻 @macabremarisa]

Do a collab @jonasbrothers @halsey

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I feel like at this point the “lock her up” chant has fully evolved into personalized fantasy, where every man in the MAGA crowd is envisioning a specific female target he holds responsible for his struggles and rightfully deserving of punishment for it.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Brock Turners grow up to be Brett Kavanaughs who make the rules for Brock Turners.

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@PChitty But I don’t love beer enough to black out. Bc I don’t have a drinking problem, you have a drinking problem! *slurs belligerently*

[Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 @JerryDunleavy]

@PacificCommand The emergency alert claiming a ballistic missile attack was inbound was sent at 8:08AM. It took until 8:45AM to state it was a false alarm. 37 minutes where anyone in Hawaii who doesn’t sit on Twitter dot com all day thought their island might be incinerated. Fire people. Fix it.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Consider this MY warning: We won’t be silent. We will speak out. And we WILL persist.

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@BARBARAGORD0N 🍆😈😭 oh I'll fight you #deathtocrocs 🐊🔫