🎃 Stephanie 🎃

mom reply guy, marine biologist stranded in the Midwest, LCMS

[🎃 Stephanie 🎃 @stephs_here]

@oliveegger @MartinIturriBi The parents don’t want to talk to other parents so it makes sense that their kids haven’t learned this skill. Really rude tho. Maybe iPad kid behavior idk

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@caleighgilden @berrysweetmum My husband hated my stud so I took it out forever ago and now I’m like yeah thank you it hurts enough getting it stuck on clothes never mind a toddler yanking it 😂

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@syntheticfoid Where’s the line for doing it for them vs ourselves 😅🤪

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Anti-screen time mom, anti-plastic toy mom goes and spends hundreds on plastic screen time oriented toys

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Already done Christmas shopping but my daughters need this right? RIGHT? (Enable me Twitter)

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@TomWright165389 @QuetzalPhoenix @memeticsisyphus Like half of the serial killer love thing is the dude is locked up so they never actually have to have sex with him

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@Uglypumpkins1 Just that statement alone disqualifies her as an expert on anything

It’s fine for married couples to sleep separately. Not all the time, but if they have a healthy relationship, it’s a minor thing to make life easier

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This is so lol and lmao but I’m also someone who only sleeps 4-6 hours even without a baby

[Tiana Lowe Doescher @TianaTheFirst]

Get the kids out of the bedroom and get the baby sleep trained. At 5 months and assuming there are no medical issues, the baby should be sleeping 10-12 hours per night without wakeups most nights. Mom (like dad) NEEDS a minimum of 6 hours of unbroken sleep per night. Not optional

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@fight4frogs Absolutely darling!!

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@Nyct0phil3_x I’d love an update on people like this in 20 years

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@knittermom Isn’t that just how it goes 😅

My 4yo is obsessed with lighting McQueen. She doesn’t know anything about lighting McQueen. Said it before, but the children YEARN for branding

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@TimBrews Sew accurate lol

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@TimBrews Honestly so accurate

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Already done Christmas shopping but my daughters need this right? RIGHT? (Enable me Twitter)

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@apokolokyntosis @noa_tate_ I’m clearly not putting in enough work

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@pop_tartlet Story of my lifeeeee

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@TianaTheFirst From birth? You’re a special kind of stupid apparently

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@lizarella No and sure seems like it’s wholesome

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@AJL037 @GlobeFarrah @ladyloodeeloo Not saying she’s blameless. But also I hate it when my husband works from home. Have to keep the kids extra quiet, they just want to see him, he can’t actually help and gets in the way of routine. Food for thought.

Other red flags in that post for sure

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@coacheyy Same!
Have also way too chill mom posted 😅

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Love scolding the tl and it’s like :
Neurotic mom post
Crunchy mom post
Silly mom post
Insane crow and pumpkin man
Silly mom post
Insane single lady post
Neurotic mom post
Way too chill mom post
Wild boomer take
Silly mom post
The muslims have invaded
Happy Veterans Day