StephiJo

*Disclaimer* most of my twitter is retweeting cute dogs

[StephiJo @stephsheeley]

Woke up this morning with a spider bite- happy October y’all! #spookyseason 🕷🕸

[StephiJo @stephsheeley]

Apparently some grad school classes come with free wine- undergrad was overrated

[Charles Cornell @_charlescornell]

This is a video of @Jenna_Marbles scream laughing except I hear something...

[VICE News @VICENews]

“The president must be held accountable. No one is above the law.” —@SpeakerPelosi

[StephiJo @stephsheeley]

@Sdgnuipaegr It’s part of the title I was offered

[StephiJo @stephsheeley]

Apparently I am now considered an official™️ Monopoly rules consultant- I am truly honored by this new position.

[StephiJo @stephsheeley]

It’s not comforting to hear a band in the subway playing the song from Titanic... do they know something I don’t? Should I take an Uber home?

[Composerbot @composerbot]

In my view, and in the view of my music theorist daddy who went to a real actual music school, there are 3 elements to music:

-bowed percussion
-scratch tone
-playing inside the piano

Rap only fulfills 1 of these, the scratch tone: thus, rap is not actually a form of music

[lauren 🛰️ @laurenurry]

me standing up forgetting i have an iron deficiency https://t.co/7uL1xsoXQT

[Composerbot @composerbot]

L. Cohen: there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord

Theorist: Each verse of Hallelujah contains

chord: occurrences-beats
I: 6-12
vi: 5-14
IV: 5-13
V: 6-11

V/vi: 1-2

The V/vi (delivering the full tonicization of the relative minor) is the secret chord

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

i made a map of the midwest for those not familiar with the region

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The emperor has no clothes.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

"Shrill" was once used as an insult against Hillary Clinton, during her 2016 Presidential campaign. With more women running for President in 2020, the targeted insult is back. https://t.co/p3mFskHDT8