Sht3ph

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted & police are basically an occupying army, you guys know what I mean? ... You guys wanna make some bacon?"
Fantasy High, ep 15, 47min

[Shane @shane_oaddo]

You come to me on the day of my “couple weeks between thanksgiving and christmas” and ask me to do the job you pay me to do

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Hi I'm 25 and failing bio

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

My mom and I have a codependent relationship. But it's just us sending memes to each other all day to try and cheer each other up. A meme dependent relationship.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

An old lady 💜

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Pergutory= working at a vape shop while also going to school for social work

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

I need my mother to be available from 7am - 11pm.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Anytime a woman disrespects my time:

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

This is for the ADHD kids in school rn. Made this template and printed on pastel paper to help remember stuff. As I do things I check it off by highlighting the task bc I never read highlighted stuff. Keep it in binder and it's always with my school work.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

One of my customers listens to @ApesoftheState and I have never been more excited

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

I did indeed look into that

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Everyone assumes I'm a lesbian. Should I look into that?

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Blizzards brought to you by pretty girls 10/10

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

I don't need Twitter. It's called having a mom who is chronically online.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

What I would do for a chacos taco and a side of gushers rn.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Damnit. Just such a good word. And song. 10/10.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Hey mom if you see this before I talk to you next. I love you.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

16,000 days till my 69th birthday

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

I am Disappointment Barbie.

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

Smart watches always remind me of the Borg motto "assimilation is inevitable, resistance is futile"

[Sht3ph @stephskidmor]

There's something dehumanizing about having to reach to turn off the bed side lamp.