Stephanie Davis

Sleeping guru and former legal android; also enjoys sushi

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@adoreanise I once had a friend ask for pots and pans when she spied me in a Macy’s

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

Just now I parked, realized there was an entirely shaded parking spot and thus changed my car’s location. Yup. It’s officially “shade” season in Texas #hotcar #leatherseatproblems

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

Was given a ticket for a baseball game. I have to download an app for the ticket. Is this the new “and it came with a remote?” #TheresAnAppForThat #technology #inthefuture

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@crazdlaughter @whimsican @SheRatesDogs Be a higher selling point than his previously stated “qualifications.”

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

At work— Me: what is the code for this? Customer: 1-9-9-3. 1993. Me: Oh! The year Jurassic Park came out. #NerdAlert #DidISayThatOutLoud #JurassicPark

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

It’s time! Do it, do it. #govote

[VoteTexas @VoteTexas]

It's #ElectionDay, Texans! If you haven't voted, make sure and head to the polls to exercise your right! Visit https://t.co/MdRpg54XRY before you go to make sure you're #VoteReady. #VoteTexas #ReadyToVoteTX

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

A couple of these titles I have read. Several more I plan to read… perhaps the rest need to be considered. I always want to know why politicians want to control my mind. #BannedBooks #freebooks

[Rusty Shackleford @RufusLeeBodean]

@wsuares Since this teacher is about to get fired for sharing a link, it would be a shame if the link made its way around anyway. https://t.co/HIENSAXWiw

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@biffyqueen @Inner_Qi @AITA_online Yeah, the groom might want to skip the meat pie.

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@NekoBekah @AITA_online I thought I was the only one channeling “Red Wedding.”

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@AITA_online I can’t believe the only one that is focused on “The Red Wedding,” right?! I would skip the wedding because I’ve SEEN GOT, and this will most likely end in death. (Have they picked out who is playing Arya yet?) #GOTjokes #redwedding #badideas

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@SummonerOrthan @fuckyouiquit When you file, they CAN fight you. If they have just cause for firing you, you WILL be denied. Been there. Done that. It sucks. Assume nothing is as it appears.

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@stevensquatch @ilovepinksugar @BradleyWhitford Women were seen as a commodity, not as equals. People of color couldn’t own land at that time either. Are you sure this is the bill you wish to die on?

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@SirUrza @feliciaday This has been a BIG fear of mine since the leak

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@choochoobear Good point. SO many of those artists have made a post at some point about physical or mental days off. Side-hustle fun huh?

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

This is scary news for sure. https://t.co/NtOF8D8YJE #BadTimeToBeFemale

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@choochoobear Rando suggestion/thought- could a thing CAUSE the car sickness? I struggle with reading in cars, BUT as a kid orange juice became volatile every time I drank a cup before a car ride. I still avoid the pair to this day.

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@maegan_slechta @TheBloggess Plays and shows rely on visual cues. Books, paperback or audio, are the same word for word. Art or photos does not matter for most reading material.

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@TheBloggess Southwest has heard about the doors/wheels debate

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

In case anyone was wondering:

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@KickinnShit @prettybaddie27 @GabTheGem It sounds like it THE hustle, not her SIDE hustle. Good on her for being good at this job until she decides her next step. Bottle service isn’t a life long career, but it can take her where she wants to go

[Stephanie Davis @stephsparkle]

@choochoobear This kind of tweet makes me cringe and wonder what people ever said to/about my dad. He worked close to my school so he was my primary. I feel I need to call my dad and tell him I love him