$$

[$$ @stephsteinn]

Call me melatonin bc i’m tryna knock these bitches out

[k👾 @kendalllroyy]

every time i talk to a man i just assume he’s lying about everything

[$$ @stephsteinn]

Love to see short kings supporting short kings (his favorite artist was lil uzi)

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Not interested in talking stages. We can talk on the stage at our wedding

[$$ @stephsteinn]

Boy it’s 2026 if you don’t put that Clairo down I’m putting you down instead

[corb @awshuqs]

the male loneliness epidemic isn’t real you’re just not very fun to be around

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[° ʚ 𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐚 ɞ ° @liamarshallxo]

i left your father cuz he wasn't posting me on instagram

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should put a night club inside trader joes

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

7pm on a sunday

[$$ @stephsteinn]

LinkedIn Park

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[christian @ch_risco]

I’m serious when it comes to playing around

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Nothing funnier to me than a guy who is doomed. Like the thought of a guy that only has bad things ahead of him makes me hold my stomach laughing

[crybaby❀ @nav1vae]

no contact is easy until u wanna send a reel

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

“i hate you for what you did and i miss you like a little kid”

is up there

[miia @miiagarro]

i've met one man who matched my energy and we lowkey hate each other now