Steph Olson

just tell them (not) to call me Stephanie • behavior analyst • dog trainer • independently studying dog behavior • follow @caninestudies

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

MY DOG DECIDED TO HUG MY OTHER DOG AND SHE’S JUT NOT HAVING IT. I’M SCREAMING 😭😂😂😂
#bigsisterproblems

@dog_rates

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

why are gun owners so salty about gun control? if you’re really qualified and trustworthy enough to own a gun then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about. but if you’re not… then you’re part of the problem that you swear you have no connection to 🤷‍♀️

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

@glennthegreat @MoritzLindeman1 @ask_aubry I don’t think they were implying that it is the same, instead they were suggesting a way to mimic the level of discomfort felt by women they target. It isn’t great for the LGBTQ+ community but it does make a relevant point to these ignorant fucks

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

@ask_aubry Tfw when your ignorance and bitterness make you think you’ve got something groundbreaking to talk about (but really you were probs just numbed into submission and suppression)

[Jules M #ALF #AnimalsMatter @Julesk23]

When you see something like this, don't be afraid, don't call the firefighters or the police, don't move and don't kill them. These are just bees traveling and stopping for just 24 hours.
Don't disturb them and avoid getting close to them, they won't hurt you.
If you want to help, put a flat plate or tray with some sugar water.
Bees will eat, gain energy and fly away.
We all need to protect migratory bees, they are our survival insurance.
Without bees, there will be no humans on earth. 🐝🧡

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

I am so fucking on my last straw with @Drizly The last dozen times I’ve tried to use them it’s been nothing short of a fcking joke. You’re better off paying your neighbor to buy you alch and deliver it to you when you can’t yourself. Fucking fuck them and all related services.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app.

And what's on the app: Henry

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

I swear if Hulu pulls a Netflix and cancels how I met your father imma loSE MY SHIT #HowIMetYourFather

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

@ask_aubry TOXIC

[Katie Coleman @kaydaustin]

Last year, I was offered a job even after disclosing a stage IV cancer diagnosis. Highlighting the very best of workplace acceptance and culture.

But today, my husband unexpectedly had a job offer rescinded after letting the company know he may need 2 days off, a month after starting to help me recover from a possible minor surgery.

We’re both software engineers and both companies are in the healthcare space. The response he received highlights the discrimination that not only many patients face but also their caregivers.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disheartened and frustrated by their response. When faced with the choice, be company A not company B.

We’ve faced bigger hurdles and come out on top, so on we go.

In other news, if anyone is looking to hire a talented software engineer w/experience in healthcare. I know a guy 😉

Here’s a photo of us on my birthday this year. We celebrated with a hackathon building tools/apps for cancer patients. Yes, that was my actual birthday request. Things get real nerdy around here.

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

is anyone going to talk about how Bender used the Shawn psychic hand move to ditch his boner in the #buddygames? god I miss @PsychPeacock

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

this is exactly what I would have expected from someone related to bieber

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

I can’t believe this has to be said but vaccines

Absolutely

Do Not

Ever

For Any Reason

No matter what

No matter who you are

Never

Cannot

Will not

Won’t

Shan’t

Absolutely

Do Not

Ever

For Any Reason

No matter what

No matter who you are

Never

Cannot

Will not

Won’t

Shan’t

Absolutely

Do Not

Ever

For Any Reason

No matter what

No matter who you are

Never

Cannot

Will not

Won’t

Shan’t

Absolutely

Do Not

Ever

For Any Reason

Never

Cannot

Will not

Won’t

Shan’t

For Any Reason

No matter what

No matter who you are

Cause Autism.

They don’t.

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

imma need the next Bridgerton spinoff about Reynolds and Brimsley to drop asap

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

katy perry supported adam levine and the royal family in like the same week. if I had to place bets on who was gonna get canceled next 🧐

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

@evermorIey mood

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

I’ve had the worst fucking luck today. @7eleven this is DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢

[matt @dogfather]

i need someone in Miami to rescue or foster Cadbury. he has until Saturday and he looks like Doug and ugh i want to smooch his forehead

here’s all his info: https://t.co/jD64kujGSd

[Steph Olson @stephtobin17]

@ask_aubry