StephanieWatchesTV

Hyperbolic loud mouth live-tweeter. #Follow and play along.

[StephanieWatchesTV @stephwatchingtv]

Joao seems like the kind of guy who deserves to be punched in the face, but then he'll critique the punch and tell you to fix your form. #BelowDeckMed

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Donate @FarmRescueOrg @MopeyJay better retweet this

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Are your Pro or Anti Oxford Comma? #grammar #polling

[StephanieWatchesTV @stephwatchingtv]

Song titles on the HOUSE HUNTERS album: "Vintage Charm!" "I Love These White Cabinets" and "HE Wants a Fixer-Upper!" Bonus track: "Above Budget." #HouseHunters

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Seems like half of soccer is overdramatically complaining... Lebron should totally play soccer. #WorldCup #LeBronJames

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TFW you need a gift to bring a frenemy but no stores are carrying Lynn Curtain Cuffs. #RHOC

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Watching Austen's beer endeavor brings back fond-ish memories of when Craig thought he had his own whiskey company. Wasn't that such SO cute, when Craig played make-believe distillery? @GentryBourbon #SouthernCharm

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After watching Chelsea and Victoria chat, I think we're all in agreement that Alexandra needs more screen time. #SouthernCharm

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I like when Austen's mom tells him he exceeded expectations - it's a good reminder that the bar is VERY low. #SouthernCharm

[StephanieWatchesTV @stephwatchingtv]

Whitney looks like a vampy, Russian lady-spy. Who will get fired SOON. #SouthernCharm

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...Is Whitney wearing a fur coat? I don't... I can't. Nevermind. Whatever. #SouthernCharm

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Victoria seems totes cranky that the friend who dated her boyfriend first isn't more comfortable with having him acquired. #SouthernCharm

[StephanieWatchesTV @stephwatchingtv]

Oooh Peyton!! I forgot she was a thing! Hello! #SouthernCharm

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Oooh JD has arrived! Like a giant preppy sunburn. #SouthernCharm

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Ugh, Thomas. SO MANY WHITE PANTS. WHYYYYYYYY?! #SouthernCharm

[StephanieWatchesTV @stephwatchingtv]

Austen loooooves to insist he doesn't want Chelsea back...Even when no one asks. Methinks he doth protest too much. #SouthernCharm

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So we're just going to pretend the lovely woman at the fabric store DIDN'T do all the work for Craig's pillows? #SouthernCharm

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I like picturing Craig hurting himself with the butter knife: "OWWW!!! OH NO!!! NOT MY SEWING HAND!!" #SouthernCharm

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Whitney is full of pretty good advice today. So much that if he wrote it all down it could cover his entire forehead. #SouthernCharm

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Ashley was probably a hit with the 90 year olds because that's the age we all start to go deaf. #SouthernCharm

[StephanieWatchesTV @stephwatchingtv]

It's true, Kathryn is doing great. That bums me out ONLY because for a moment, I'm agreeing with Thomas. #SouthernCharm