Steph West

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i can email the guy that grew my melon

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

And to my children, I leave my drawer full of installation manuals for appliances we no longer own, and a mangled pile of cords, adapters and wires.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Ms Rachel remains undefeated.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Interviewer: "So, if you hadn’t ended up with Barack Obama, you wouldn’t be the First Lady?"

Michelle Obama: “No. If Barack Obama hadn’t ended up with me, he wouldn’t be President.”

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Periodically the Japanese politely, gently remind us that they are living centuries ahead

[jamie @gnuman1979]

No.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Liquid Death and Garage Beer have launched a campaign asking people to send their pee to AI data centers

Jason Kelce stars in the ad and fills one of the $18 “coolant collector” jars

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Thoughts?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Hey babe come look at the cat. He looks the exact same as he always does and he's just sitting there. Babe come look.Hey come look at the cat

[mauro henri @xtinohenri]

o cachorro amava tanto dormir na sua caminha em formato de pizza que continuou tentando mesmo depois de crescer e não caber mais nela até que sua dona teve uma ideia 🤏

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mfs only say "sus" because they can't spell suspishus

[valerie complex @ValerieComplex]

This is a horror movie

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

CREEPY FACT: Jeffery Epstein made the rooms "weird" so when his victims would try and explain the rooms to police, they would sound crazy and the police would've believe the victims.

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN. HIS VICTIMS DESERVE JUSTICE.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

having two cats means watching one of them lick the other one’s forehead with deep, unconditional brotherly love, only for it to devolve into a full WWE smackdown exactly four seconds later.

[danimac67 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 @danimac67]

This is what a democratic socialist system like Denmark, Canada, and many other countries do.

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Is your life better now?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Everyone: We should tax billionaires more.

MAGA earning $35K a year: