maureen ponderosa

you can't buy me hot dog man

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So, when does my quality of life start improving???

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That little snow baby dancing to house music on tik tok is I think my fav thing??

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Spotify: wrapped

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@Anthony_Capp @Glenny_balls TOLD U

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@Anthony_Capp @toxicking The dream

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@SpigotBlister For whatever reason I knew this was coming

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Someone give me 1 good reason why promiscuous girl isn’t the best song ever made and I’ll disagree with you regardless

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Has anyone actually ever ate/drank anything blue raspberry flavored and actually thought it tasted like raspberries? Or did it just taste like blue?

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The amount of time I’ve asked myself this question

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EZ pass must have some very chaotic photos of me knee-driving with a coffee in one hand and a breakfast burrito in the other

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Was anyone else obsessed with putting their arm in the blood pressure machine in Shoprite when they were like 8 or is that something that’s specific to me..?

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I just stopped to get gas and when I pulled up the gas attendant said “it’s okay you could’ve hit me” and like I felt that

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It’s always the mini vans and ‘98 toyota corollas absolutely burning me on the parkway

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I truly believed that if I swallowed a watermelon seed that a watermelon would grow inside of me for longer than I’d like to admit

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Overwhelming urge to reinvent myself every other week

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PSA I will be making a new MySpace account so ppl will be forced to listen to my playlists so I can stop posting cringey screenshots on insta

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@DJNOSTYLE 😔😔

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Flavoring bugs me out like how did they make this Oreo taste like toasted marshmallows

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@Jesssssaaaaay Specifically the spears you know??

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I am a pickle girl