stephanie nicole

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[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

if you can’t put a shopping cart back then you are a trash human. there’s no other way to spin it. i will not back down on this till the day i die.

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

thing about me is when i’m in the middle of a menty b. we are either contemplating a face tattoo or going back to get my doctorate. not a ton in between but the occasional debate of bangs vs no bangs.

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

hope everyone sleeps well tonight. everyone except trent williams. 🦅💚#GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

cannot express how much I loathe online dating…

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

please wash your water bottle.

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

*talks in british accent*
co-worker - “hahah i like your accent”
me - “thanks! it’s a trauma response!”

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

about to risk it all and empty my life savings so i can go see @Adele on NYE in Vegas by myself.

[$plah¡❤️‍🔥 @BabyScoop_]

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go 😭

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

there is no reason your phone should flash when you get a text

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

ily @traderjoes

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

serious question why are there not more @traderjoes in pa?!

[pinar @pienar]

thank you goodwill.

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

ok but why do men?

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

i’m not sure why companies are always emailing me asking how my pick up went. like i sat in my car while a stranger loaded my trunk and judged my purchases. it’s uncomfortable and yet some how i love it.

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

@potterva14 @Jaclynhill yes yes yes

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

@potterva14 hi @potterva14 miss u more

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

unless this storm gets me off work on monday i don’t want to hear any more about it.

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

trying to figure out what to eat for dinner should not be this big of a chore.

[caitlyn 🤪 @caitlynrae]

instead of being taken for granted i should be taken on a tropical vacation

[stephanie nicole @stephyndager]

i’ve come to the conclusion that i roll my eyes to much. i don’t think i’m sorry about it either.