Stephanie Herberger

I’m sorry - if it’s not about food or teeth I really don’t care. please tip 20%

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@thedaywar90 Wait… isn’t Newsom the president? Didn’t trump say that himself?

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@cspan @SecDuffy Mondaddy looks pist.

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@RepKatCammack Quiet Piggy.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

THANK YOU, AMERICA. MANY ARE CALLING ME MR. PRESIDENT ALREADY. SO HERE IS THE PLAN. ON DAY ONE AS POTUS I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW MELANIA'S MOVIE OR PLAY KID ROCK - GIVING OUR NEW GENERATION A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. I WILL RIP DONALD TRUMP'S NAME OFF EVERY BALLROOM, BUILDING, HAT, AND ANAGRAMMED TOWEL. I WILL RENAME MAR-A-LAGO TO THE "GULF OF JIMMY KIMMEL" AND TURN IT INTO A SANCTUARY FOR OLD SHARKS AND USED WINDMILLS. FINALLY, I WILL REQUIRE FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE A POSITIVE IQ, NO EPSTEIN CONNECTION, AND THE ABILITY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN. THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP (NOT IN A MEETING) AND WAKE UP TO START DAY TWO AS AMERICA'S GAVINATOR. THANK YOU! 🇺🇸

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@ChefReactions Elmo’s on millersport highway

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@RepKatCammack Quiet piggy.

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@PressSec How dare two different news organizations use facts !

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@TW1NKD3STR0YER Yes before the ruins of social media people spoke to one another.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

House Republicans should come up with a healthcare plan that reduces the outrageous costs of health insurance instead.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A PEDOPHILE AND NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

Hunter Hess said he had mixed feelings about what is happening in our country.

The President of the United States then personally attacks him calling him a "loser"

....proving why any reasonable person should have mixed feelings about what is happening in our country

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@ByronDonalds @Olympics All republicans acting like domestic abusers. Sure sure go to the Olympics but shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone about daddy.

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@esegbona_luis But she can be around Kanye’s mentally unstable naked wife ? Huh?

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

the wrong actor from home alone 2 died today

[Stephanie Herberger @stephyxo]

@mattvanswol This is satire correct?

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Do you know how far gone we are when Marjorie Taylor Greene is the sensible one

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

🚨BREAKING

It looks like ICE just shot and killed someone else in Minneapolis.